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5Selena Gomez Thinks Justin Bieber Should Just Cry Her a River, OK?

It’s official: Justin Bieber definitely cheated on Selena Gomez, and that’s why they broke up, probably. Otherwise, why would Selena be ripping off one of Justin Timberlake‘s crappier songs? Why couldn’t she be singing ‘Sexy Back’ or something? Why’s it got to be ‘Cry Me a River’ unless, of course, she’s singing it in Justin (Bieber)’s eye, kind of like how Justin (Timberlake) did to Britney? Are we going to watch Justin Bieber melt down like Britney Spears did, now? Is Justin Bieber going to shave his head, attack people with umbrellas, drive around under the influence of meth, and cry in front of photographers while sitting on street corners and petting stray dogs? Is this what we have to look forward to with Justin Bieber? Because guys … if it is … I’m so f-cking in. Hand me some popcorn and a pen, ’cause I want to write all this shit down so I never forget it.

January 21, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Selena Gomez

5 Responses to “Selena Gomez Thinks Justin Bieber Should Just Cry Her a River, OK?”

  1. lana says:

    i can’t imagine JB having sex, looks like lesbian wiggar

  2. kri says:

    she say song speaks to me. selena must think justin cheat
    cry me a river is of britney cheating.

  3. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    Uuuuuhhh, she’s supposed to be talented? That blew! Voice lessons plz.

  4. Mamie says:

    She will end up being the bigger star. Odds? Bets anyone?

  5. lana says:

    i think her time is over. And hopefully Biebers star will sink soon

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