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Oh, Lindsay’s Just Going to Stay Home Tonight

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

Guys, it’s New Year’s Eve! Can you even believe it? 2012 has been a hell of a year, and tonight is the night that we get embarrassingly wasted, like super mega crazy drunk, to celebrate it*. Are you pumped? Have you started pre-gaming yet?

Well, Lindsay hasn’t. Nope, she hasn’t had a drop of booze to drink, probably in years. So she’s not pre-gaming, and she’s definitely not going to party tonight. Got it? She’s in London, and she’s planning to have a “small, quiet dinner” before going “straight back to the hotel” to “chill” with some people. And she’s doing all that because she wants to look good for her judge so she doesn’t go to jail. Oh, and probably also so that she can focus on stalking that one guy from that one boy band that she hung out with for a hot minute.

So now that we know that we don’t have to worry about Lindsay tonight, what are your plans for the evening?

*Or not. I’m going to be watching The Muppets and drinking hot chocolate, because that’s how I party these days.

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