That’s right, it’s Lindsay! And want to hear one even better than that? Her new boyfriend, Max, had this to say in a recent interview about Lindsay essentially skipping her court date to go and gallivant in London with a band who’s secretly referring to her as the Yoko Ono of The Wanted:
“I think we’ve proved to ourselves, if we can stay out of trouble and keep her out of trouble this week, then we’re obviously outstanding citizens of the community, and we’ve managed to do both, so I’m quite proud of that.”
Yes oh yes. Any young man who’s daring and gallant enough to get near enough to Lindsay’s toxic cooter deserves a medal of honor and an outstanding citizen award. Keeping her out of trouble? Not for nothing, never happen (Lindsay’s forever macking).
And you guys—what do you guys think? Is Lindsay going to go to jail for real this time, or do you think she’ll just go to, I don’t know, Whole Foods on Santa Monica Boulevard?