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Quotables: Leslie Mann Says Megan Fox Has “Better Boobs Than Ever Seen In Life”

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Megan just has great boobs. Better boobs than I’ve ever seen in my life.

Leslie Mann, wife of Judd Apatow, on Megan Fox‘s brilliant boobies, which she fondled for ‘This is 40!’.

And you know what? I’m sorry this had to come so closely after your Christmas high, but see? This is just further confirmation that your life will never be as good as Megan Fox’s, or her baby’s, or Leslie Mann’s, or, most regrettably, David Silver’s Brian Austin Green‘s. Some things really are the fabled Atlantis, guys, and that’s just how it goes.

Also, don’t forget—we’re hosting a giveaway for ‘This is 40!’ and you should probably enter it if you like funny people, Megan Fox’s boobs, humanity in general, and boobs at large. It’s for the good of all, no doubt. Click here to find out how to get your very own ‘This is 40’ prize package and YAY BOOBIES!

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  • This,is a rap song,for Mrs.Megan Fox,and the name of it,is,called,Nice Golden Globe Show,and,I wrote,my rap song,to the instrumental,of a,song,named,The Boss,using,all of my,very own words/lyrics,and the rap song,named,The Boss,was originally,rapped,by two,rappers/singers named,Rick Ross,featuring,another singer,named,T.Pain,so dear,Sexy,Mrs.Megan Fox,here,is my very cool,rap song,that I have,written,for ya,to the instrumental,of the rap song,named,The Boss,that was originally,sang by the singers,named,Rick Ross,featuring another,singer,named,T.Pain,but I used all,of my very own,words/lyrics,cheers,Miss/Ms,see ya,stay cool,bye Mam.

    The name,of my song,for,Mrs.Megan Fox,is called:Nice Golden Globe Show.

    This,is my,verse 1,for,Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Nice,show,Meg,at,the Globes,I should,have,bin,there,Sexy,Babe,I,should,have,sat,there,Sexy,
    Babe,Girl,you,looked,so,Gorgeous,Meg,Sexy Babe,on,the stage,when,you Represent,Babe,Girl,on,The Stage,where,you,Put,It,down,Babe,Girl,on,the Stage,where,you,
    looked,so great,Girl,you’re,so,Brave,and,so,Smooth,Pretty,Babe,
    Nice,appearance,at,Globes,Nice Oufit,that you Wore,Lovely,Babe,have,Supper,With Me,yo,Babe,Girl,you looked,So,New,plus,so Cool,Sexy Babe,at Globes,When You,Put
    It,Down,Babe,Girl,at The Show,when,You Represented,Girl,you’re,the Best,by Far,Yo Babe,Meg,you’re The,Star Of The Globes,Sexy Babe.

    This is,my chorus,for Mrs.Foxy:

    I’ll,buy,you cars,you’re a Star,Sexy,Babe,Let’s,have Dinner,at Bars,Pretty,Babe,Let’s,have,a Smoke,in The Parks,Pretty Babe,Let’s,have Lunch,at The Bars,Sexy Babe.