Megan just has great boobs. Better boobs than I’ve ever seen in my life.
And you know what? I’m sorry this had to come so closely after your Christmas high, but see? This is just further confirmation that your life will never be as good as Megan Fox’s, or her baby’s, or Leslie Mann’s, or, most regrettably,
David Silver’s Brian Austin Green‘s. Some things really are the fabled Atlantis, guys, and that’s just how it goes.
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