2Cute Baby Alert! Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green’s Son Noah Is Adorable

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are two pretty good looking specimens, so it’s no surprise that their 4-month-old son Noah is one infant-sized package of adorable. “Accidentally” standing in front of a balcony window with baby in full view, BAG showed off the little one during a recent trip to Brazil.

Aw, how adorable. Look at his little pout – the baby’s and BAG’s, that is. I know I bitch a lot about the media’s obsession with motherhood and all that, but no one can deny that babies are squishy, cute and good for a cuddle… so long as you can give them back when you’re done, that is.

February 12, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

1Blind Items, Revealed!

Today is a magical day. Or, well, yesterday was a magical day, but Sarah and I were busy celebrating America’s birthday, so we’re just getting to the magic today. See, yesterday CDAN revealed tons and tons of blind items. Let’s stop with the preamble and get right to those, all right?

This A list celebrity and former singer who seems to always wear sunglasses was out over the weekend when she stopped to watch a woman on the street singing for money. The celebrity said, “You are better than I ever was. Honestly, so is everyone.” She then actually laughed and dropped $500 into the bucket.

Who could that be? Any guesses? You don’t have to guess, because we already know it was Victoria Beckham! See how fun this is? It’s only just beginning!

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July 5, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Emily

6Rumor Mill: Brian Austin Green Demands $200K from His Ex

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

What is going on with Brian Austin Green? This whole story about Mr. Megan Fox is extremely fishy. Here goes:

Back in 2000, Brain Austin Green and Vanessa Marcil started dating. I mean they had been on 90210 together and one thing led to another and they started dating. While they were dating, Brian says that Vanessa asked to borrow some money.

So, on four separate occasions he lent her $50,000 for a total of $200K. Then she got pregnant with their child. Brian says that the deal was whenever he needed the money he would notify her and she would pay him back.

Well, 11 years later and he wants his money back. I guess 2011 was a bad year for BAG because he says he asked Vanessa for the money in November and she said no. She claims it is a gift.

Waiting 11 years seems like a really long time to collect on a debt and I don’t think he is going to be able to do anything about it. BAG must be really desperate for cash to go after the mother of his child. He has not needed it for a decade, but suddenly now he needs it?

First of all, I barely knew Brian Austin Green had a son (named Kassius, since you were wondering).

I did remember that he had dated Tiffani-Amber Thiessen—thanks for that info, Sassy Magazine!—but I did not know about his relationship with Vanessa Marcil, who is now 43. For whatever it’s worth, the soap actress is married and attempting to have a child with her husband: I’m not too sure now is the moment to try to wring her of $200K.

I did know that Brian Austin Green briefly pursued a career in music. I did not know he released an album, “One Stop Carnival,” as a rapper.

My take? Brian Austin Green is weird. This whole rumor is weird. Is it some sort of “spousal support” thing?

I don’t exactly have my nose in Megan Fox’s finances, but I’m pretty sure she has the moolah to help her husband out. I wonder why he suddenly feels entitled to two hundred grand from a former flame.

January 14, 2012 at 12:15 pm by Jenn

7Why is Brian Austin Green Carrying Megan Fox Through a Strip Mall?

…because I’d really love to know. There has to be some good reason that this grown woman in bedazzled Uggs is hanging off her elderly husband, ass popped out in the air like she’s getting paid for it.

These two classy folks were snapped yesterday on their way to get some lunch. The rest of the pics are just as good. (more…)

January 7, 2011 at 1:30 pm by Molls

5Quotables: Megan Fox Talks Marriage and Children, Brian Austin Green Just Talks

“[Marriage is] the one thing that I was really specific in waiting for until I was with somebody that I knew that I would be right with and she’s the one … She [Megan] makes me happy and a better person. She’s everything. There’s nice stability that comes with getting married. It’s a nice thing to know that I’ll come home to her and she’ll come home to me. It’s not the paper so much – it’s saying the vows and meaning it.”

Well, well, well. Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox’s husband, did an interview along with his wife for People magazine. Can you fucking believe it? I thought along with the those balls of his that she she locked up his larynx and vocal chords, too.

Good for you, Brian!

September 13, 2010 at 9:01 am by Sarah

1Quotables: Stop Laughing at Megan Fox

“When I talk about my husband [Brian Austin Green], I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’ They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.”

Megan Fox, quite possibly one of my favorite celebrities of all time, talking about how people don’t take her seriously. Heh. Got you on that one, didn’t I? But the joke’s really on Megan. We don’t roll our eyes at your marriage, Meg. We roll our eyes whenever you open your mouth. That’s all.

September 10, 2010 at 6:00 am by Sarah