So I just knew that with Jesse James’ recent engagement news would come some kind of Kat Von D publicity because that’s usually how those things work, I just had no idea it would actually come in the form of doing her damn job, and not being some kind of reality ho who’s in it all for the publicity and not at all the art. Or that it would involve Demi Lovato, who looks like a small child standing next to Kat Von D. How tall is Kat Von D, anyway, Google? Oh, she’s 5’9″? That’s pretty tall for a lady, but then again, I’m as tall as Demi Lovato, which is probably why I think *I* am the “average height” (hint: I’m not—Demi’s 5’3″).
Anyway, let’s forget about Von D for a second, because hey—we should celebrate Demi’s 24th tattoo, which comes a few months after her 20th birthday. On a side note, how is it that Demi seems so much older than Miley Cyrus, who also turned 20 over the last few days? And wow! on your tattoos. Twenty-four, huh? I’m 29 and I only have 5 tattoos. I thought I had 6, but I miscounted somewhere (maybe; I gave up after the first recount). COFFEE. I’VE HAD A LOT OF IT TODAY.
Here’s Demi’s newest tattoo, which is actually a few tattoos in one, and yes, I do wonder if she’s counting them as one or individually:
What do you guys think? I like it all except for all of that ‘faith’ business. Not that there’s anything wrong with faith, of course, the script just kind of takes away from the pretty birdies. You know.