0Miley Cyrus is Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

Oh sorry, my bad; that’s Britney who’s not a girl, not yet a woman. Break it down now:
Aw, but yet, so perfect, right?
Did you guys know that Miley Cyrus and that dang ol’ hair celebrated her twentieth birthday this past weekend? No, because you were inundated with turkey and all of the ‘Liz & Dick’ hoorah-rah? Because she did—Miley Cyrus turned twenty this past Friday, and to celebrate, PETA sponsored a pig or something for all of her heroic animal-loving-saving endeavors. They also gave her this e-card to prove it:

Cute, huh?
No word if there were any penis cakes in sight, though, so I’ll go ahead and leave you with this visual—don’t say I didn’t warn you:












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