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Today in Crazy Town: Jesse James Is Engaged

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I thought it was over. I honestly thought it was over. I thought that after Jesse James the gross asshole that was married to Sandra Bullock and cheated on her, broke up with Kat Von D it would all be over. Jesse James would fade into obscurity, taking his evil ways with him, but no. This guy just won’t quit.

He’s engaged. He’s been dating this drag racer, Alexis DeJoria, since September, and they’ve been “bonding over their love of motor racing,” according to a source. Now, just two months later, they’ve decided to dedicate the rest of their lives to one another. You know, until Jesse bones some other chick.

But ok, listen. This Alexis DeJoria lady? She’s not too big in the drag racing scene yet, but you know who her dad is? John Paul DeJoria, co-founder of Paul Mitchell hair products. So Alexis is going to be loaded one day. And I’m not usually a cynic, but do you think that might have something to do with Jesse’s proposal?

Can’t wait to see you walk down the aisle, Jesse! Don’t fly that Nazi flag too high at the ceremony!

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