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Report: Lindsay Lohan is Too Good for her New Half-Sister

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You guys all know that Michael Lohan has another daughter, now, right? Because he does, and he did, and now his family is all up in arms over it and just can’t believe that someone who has a history of punching women in the crotch might actually get sick of punching the same woman in the same crotch month after month, year after year, and might actually step out on that woman in order to punch a different woman in the crotch once in awhile. With his penis.

Lindsay is probably the maddest of all, though, guys, and she’s got a good reason—she thinks that Michael (and his daughter) is disgusting. Disgusting. … And … well, yes, Lindsay, of course cheating is “disgusting,” and I can see why a child might be upset that their father was stepping out on his family while still impregnating their very own mother, filling her uterus with legitimate brothers and sisters time and time again, but I think it’s a little far-gone to be calling your father “disgusting,” when you’re the one who’s calling him to tell him that your mother is doing cocaine and “touching her neck and shit,” right? I mean, let’s be real for a second: you’re all kind of disgusting, and no amount of self-righteousness is going to void out all of that disgusting, girl, I’m sorry.

Michael’s response to the whole thing? This:

“I am sorry to hear Lindsay feels that way. I met Ashley and she is a good kid. But we all have our choices to make in life, as well as our own prerogatives. Who knows, maybe someday things will change. Regardless, I want the best for all my kids.”

Snap.

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