So normally I don’t run these 911-type calls, because I feel it’s just weird and sad and like listening to people during the worst times of their lives, and while we’re in the business of voyeurism here at Evil Beet, there are some lines that shouldn’t be crossed, right? Well honestly, Lindsay Lohan is exempt from that law, and so we have the call from Lindsay to her dad, Michael Lohan, detailing her physical altercation with her mom, and also some Michael Lohan stuff thrown in there for good measure. Unfortunately, at the time I wrote this post, I was able to embed the audio, and now I can’t, and on that I say ‘f-cksticks’.
Here’s some of the best bits, since you can’t hear it here:
Michael to Lindsay: He’s [the limo driver] kidnapping you, Lindsay, he’s kidnapping you!
Lindsay to Michael: You just tricked me!
Michael to Lindsay: Lindsay, he’s kidnapping you.
Michael to Lindsay: You do everything, you do everything for everyone, you gave Mom 40 thousand [dollars]?
Lindsay to Michael: Dad, she’s on cocaine, she’s like, touching her neck and shit.
Michael to Lindsay: Mom’s in the car with you? Well she’s kidnapping you.
Lindsay to Michael: She said disgusting things to me.
Michael to Lindsay: She’s horrible, Lindsay.
Lindsay to Michael: She’s like the f-cking devil right now.
Here’s Michael’s “message” to Dina:
“Just be the mother that you were when we were married. You were a great mother and a great wife, and I don’t know what happened. But you definitely have some issues that need to be dealt with and I wish you would deal with them.”