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Justin Bieber Isn’t Even Worried About The Selena Gomez Thing

A photo of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

You know how when you break up with someone you’ve been with for a while, you’re usually kind of sad? Maybe they broke up with you and you didn’t see it coming and you’re crying so hard you can’t see Ryan Gosling‘s beautiful face in The Notebook, or maybe you broke up with them and you’re sad because something that used to be so great just isn’t anymore. Even if your significant other turned into a crazy mega bitch and you were like “I’m out,” it’s still hard, isn’t it?

Not if you’re Justin Bieber. If you’re Justin Bieber and someone breaks up with you, you just go see musicals with Victoria’s Secret models and wait for your old lady to come crawling back.

From TMZ:

It’s NOT over between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez … sources very familiar with the situation tell TMZ.

Two Things.

Thing 1: Justin is not involved with anyone else. There are pics of Justin with a Victoria’s Secret model circulating, but there’s nothing there.

Thing 2: Justin would like to get back with Selena, and thinks it can happen. We’re told the way Justin sees it … they’ve broken up a bunch of times before and this is just another blip.

We’re told he’s not freaked out … he thinks there’s a good chance they’ll make up.

“I know you miss this dick!” Justin will scream while Selena is collecting her things from his house. “Quit bein’ crazy, are you on your period? Yo, are you on your period?” And then Selena will confess that yes, she is her period, and her desire to end the relationship was based solely on her menstrual cycle and not on his asshole tendencies. Then he’ll buy her a diamond studded diaper or whatever it is that chicks wear during that time of the month, and he’ll get to see it sparkle as she goes down on him for three whole minutes.

Meanwhile, in the real world, Selena Gomez just needs to keep on running. There’s no amount of publicity that would make Justin Bieber tolerable.

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  • Your Justin Bieber impression was possibly the most phenomenal thing I’ve ever seen.

    “Are you on your period? Yo, are you on your period?”

  • all of you shut up about selena..she is NOT better than fact, Justin can do WAY better and can have his pick..The signs of selena’s future look is evident. She is soon to become bloated and fat..the tendency is obvious..So as far as I am concerned its a blessing in disguise to Justin. He does NOT need a controlling, insecure and jealous cougar..

  • and I do hope that when she starts dating someone who treats her like crap, none of you would say anything..I hope you would tell her to stay in the relationship..becuase Justin has treated her like a princess and queen but you’re telling her to run..tell me when in the last two years of dating has ANYONE shown any evidence of him possibly being a cheater or mistreating her? Never!! You people tell her run..she might end up with someone who treats her like trash..but in today’s world that’s what women want apparently…stupid people..and for your information, selena is NOT the perfect innocent person she seems to portray to the are fool to believe that!

  • ^^ You most definitely need to get off the high horse of your head stuck in Justin’s ass and smell some fresh air. We can not assume what their relationship was like because quite frankly, we only see the tabloid of it all. But with your nonsense of “praise the Bieber and his glory” is quite sad and pathetic. Get a life.

  • bwahahha I have to second Jess.
    This is *exactly* what I envision him like.
    I don’t know how she put up with babysitting him for so long. At least she can add it to her resume. Actress, singer, Justin Bieber babysitter.