You know how when you break up with someone you’ve been with for a while, you’re usually kind of sad? Maybe they broke up with you and you didn’t see it coming and you’re crying so hard you can’t see Ryan Gosling‘s beautiful face in The Notebook, or maybe you broke up with them and you’re sad because something that used to be so great just isn’t anymore. Even if your significant other turned into a crazy mega bitch and you were like “I’m out,” it’s still hard, isn’t it?
It’s NOT over between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez … sources very familiar with the situation tell TMZ.
Thing 1: Justin is not involved with anyone else. There are pics of Justin with a Victoria’s Secret model circulating, but there’s nothing there.
Thing 2: Justin would like to get back with Selena, and thinks it can happen. We’re told the way Justin sees it … they’ve broken up a bunch of times before and this is just another blip.
We’re told he’s not freaked out … he thinks there’s a good chance they’ll make up.
“I know you miss this dick!” Justin will scream while Selena is collecting her things from his house. “Quit bein’ crazy, are you on your period? Yo, are you on your period?” And then Selena will confess that yes, she is her period, and her desire to end the relationship was based solely on her menstrual cycle and not on his asshole tendencies. Then he’ll buy her a diamond studded diaper or whatever it is that chicks wear during that time of the month, and he’ll get to see it sparkle as she goes down on him for three whole minutes.
Meanwhile, in the real world, Selena Gomez just needs to keep on running. There’s no amount of publicity that would make Justin Bieber tolerable.