I mean, seriously, ladies, look at that fine specimen right there. Really just get a good long look at that tall glass of water. Couldn’t you just drink that right down? If you got to walk around on his arm, wouldn’t you constantly thank the heavens that you’d been so incredibly blessed?
According to Justin himself, yes, yes you would.
From Star via Celebitchy:
Seriously unbeliebable. Cocky Justin Bieber has been heard telling Selena Gomez that she’s “beyond lucky” to have him as a boyfriend. “She’s so arrogant and immature at times,” a tipster says. “Her friends keep telling her to just dump him for good already.” But whenever he senses that she’s ready to end things, he pulls off some romantic stunt, like renting the Staples Center for a screening of Titanic. “Those kind of gestures go a long way with her,” the source says. “But she probably won’t put up with him much longer.”
Oh god, the Titanic thing again. Is Justin Bieber seriously the guy who does one single romantic thing for you and then holds it over your head for the rest of the relationship? Of course he is. I bet when Justin hit that photographer and Selena got all pissed at him over it, he was like “shut the f-ck up, babe, or you won’t get no more private screenings of Titanic,” and she was like “you just assaulted someone,” and he was like “yeah, just like I assaulted your heart at the Staples Center.” And then he asked for a blow job.
What a character, you guys.