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Quotables: But Seriously, Chris Brown is Trying to Be a Better Person

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“Having to get personal opinion back and having to gain personal success back … it’s not all the way back, you know? But it’s one of my most humbling experiences,” Brown says. “I can’t hate people for making judgment on me or making a decision of liking me or not liking me. All I can do is try to be better as a person, and I’m good with knowing everything isn’t always going to be perfect.”

I realize that we already had a Chris Brown Quotables earlier today, and I generally don’t like to run two posts about Chris Brown in the same day (or really, in the same week if I can avoid it), but guys. GUYS. This was just too much—I couldn’t sit on it for an entire eight hours while everyone in my house slept, I had to let it out and laugh and chortle and smirk and roll my eyes and every other sarcastic bit I could think of, because wow. What a load of shit this is, yeah? Chris Brown? Trying to be a better person? THIS is Chris Brown, trying to be a better person?

And what, next you’re going to tell me that this photo right here is Lindsay Lohan interviewing to be the spokesperson for Big Brothers and Big Sisters of America?:

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Because I’d believe that a whole hell of a lot easier than Chris Brown telling me that he’s trying to BE A BETTER PERSON, friends. Cripes.

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  • Honestly… I think it’s funny. I want to hate on him because he’s Chris Brown, but the entire concept of terrorism is a joke. And so is Al-Queda. So yeah, this is funny.

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