You’re never too young to party in Hollywood … so says Kelsey Grammer, who took his 3-month-old baby to the Playboy Mansion for a Halloween bash and partied ’til the wee hours of the morning.
A party-goer tells us … Kelsey was whooping it up at a table next to Paris Hilton just after midnight. Baby Faith was tucked into her bassinet as the music blared.
A Playboy Playmate with curious maternal instincts tweeted, “Why the fk does Kelsey Grammer have a newborn baby at the Mansion party!?!?!?”
We called Kelsey’s rep, so far no comment.
I don’t even know what the most horrific part of this story is, so I’ll just point out a bunch of them and you guys can help me decide. The idea that Kelsey is apparently loaded (just look at that picture up there, guys) and in attendance at a Playboy Mansion party with a three-month-old? I mean that right there could be the most disturbing part. Something else that makes the whole situation just wretched? The poor little baby was “tucked into her bassinet” as the “music blared”? Good Lord. How awful—for the baby. I guess if the music’s that loud, you don’t really have to worry about the pesky little crier ruining your night; you can’t hear it, right? Last? Sitting next to Parasite Hilton all night long? What was she dressed up as, dare I ask? And is that a vision that’s going to plague this poor child’s life for the rest of her ever-loving life?
Dunno, guys. Maybe somebody ought to hook this guy up with Michael Lohan. They can battle over title for Father of the Year.
Photo courtesy of Kelsey’s Instagram account