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Kelsey Grammer Is Such A Bad Parent

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That’s not much of a shocker, I know. With Kelsey Grammer‘s general attitude, it’s not that hard to imagine that he wouldn’t be a gentle, loving father. Throw in that whole thing where he took his little baby to a Halloween party at the Playboy mansion, oh, and that thing where he wanted to Camille to have custody of their daughter while he had custody of their son, and I think it’s pretty much proven.

But here’s more proof, straight from the mouth of Kelsey’s ex-wife, Camille Grammer:

On one of Kelsey’s dad rules: “They’re not allowed to same my name in the house. These poor kids, my daughter and my son, can’t say my name in their father’s house. I think they can say ‘Mom’ or ‘The other household,’ But they can’t say my name. They can’t say ‘Camille.’ ”

On communicating with him: “It’s very difficult to co-parent with somebody that won’t speak to you, text you or email you,” she says. “I’ve reached out to him. I think it’s very important to be amicable to raise children, and he refuses to. There’s just so much I can do at this point.”

But do they ever talk? “It’s usually through lawyers. So, we are spending a fortune just to try to co-parent, which is ridiculous.”

Just to clarify, Camille and Kelsey have an 11-year-old daughter and an eight-year-old son, so it’s not like the kids are oblivious to this. It’s not like an 11-year-old won’t be weirded out when her did specifically tells her not to say her mom’s name. What a strange, awful man, that Kelsey Grammer.

Ok, now do you want to know something really strange? According to Camille, she and Kelsey aren’t officially divorced because he hasn’t signed the papers. And yeah, he’s married to his new lady too. I’m not sure how that works, but it probably doesn’t work that great. But if he managed to be legally married to two different women at the same time, can he go to jail? Please?

Kelsey Grammer: Still a Class-A Crap Parent

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What could be worse, though, than taking your newborn baby to a Halloween party at the Playboy mansion where there’s sure to be drinking and drugs and loud music and cigarettes and worst of all, Legionnaire’s Disease floating around? Well, it would be taking your newborn into a vehicle and allowing it to ride in it without a proper car seat. Or, you know, a car seat, period. But hey—that’s just what Kelsey Grammer and his twit wife Kayte Whatever did the other day leaving LAX. From TMZ:

Kelsey Grammer’s 4-month old baby doesn’t just party at the Playboy mansion … she also dangerously rides in vehicles WITHOUT A CAR SEAT … and it was all caught on tape.

Kelsey and his wife Kayte arrived at LAX yesterday with their adorable (and fragile) baby daughter Faith … when they were met by a waiting chauffeured SUV.

But as Kayte was about to enter the car with the kid, she realized there was no car seat in the SUV … but she got in the car with the baby anyway.

Kayte seatbelted herself in the car, and with the baby cradled against her chest, the car took off … a clear violation of the California car seat law.

We’re assuming the baby made it home unfazed …. but according to various safety organizations, it’s a STUPID risk to transport your newborn without a proper child safety seat … considering car seats can significantly reduce the risk of injury in an accident.

What great parents, right?

You Will Never Guess What Kelsey Grammer and His Lady Love Wore for Halloween

A photo of Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Walsh

Yes, I’m talking about that party at the Playboy Mansion that they brought their baby to, and no, the photo above is not from that. The photo above is from some event several months back. But this photo, this one right below this paragraph, the one I’m about to show you? This is what Kelsey Grammer and his lady love, Kayte Walsh, dressed up as for Halloween:

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Kelsey said that he “threw together an uninspired Dracula,” which, yeah, but that Kayte was a witch, and that “her hat was missing as she had removed it because her wig was itching and it was hot.” But Kayte’s a blonde already, and even if she wasn’t, what would even be the point of wearing a wig? And what’s with that thing on her nose?

It’s Camille Grammer. Kelsey Grammer’s new wife, the one he started sleeping with while he was still married, wore a Camille Grammer costume. Here’s Camille, for comparison:

A photo of Camille Grammer

I just … I don’t even know. Yeah, this is the same thing that Avril Lavigne’s ex did, and that was weird too, but this is just downright creepy and uncomfortable. Maybe it’s because they made this questionable decision while making the questionable decision of bringing their little baby to a party at the Playboy Mansion, or maybe it’s because Kelsey absolutely refuses to stop talking smack about Camille in interviews. Either way, it’s really f-cking weird, and someone needs to school Kelsey on what kind of behavior is acceptable and what kind of behavior isn’t.

And just so this isn’t the last image you have of Halloween this year, here’s a photo of Neil Patrick Harris and his family:

A photo of Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka

Better?

Here’s A Picture of Kelsey Grammer’s Baby at The Playboy Mansion

A photo of Kelsey Grammer's baby

Yep, there she is. Kelsey Grammer‘s little bitty three-month-old daughter, partying it up for Halloween at the Playboy Mansion. But, as you can see, it’s not nearly as bad as we thought it was, because yeah, she’s a little bitty baby at a party at the Playboy Mansion, and yeah, the music is loud or whatever, but you can tell the baby is having an awesome time. And also, she’s being watched by some random girl who looks totally responsible. Where’s the problem?

And for all of you who still think that this is bad parenting, Kelsey Grammer himself issued a statement to TMZ, explaining the whole thing:

“Kayte is breast-feeding and we do not have a nanny or a trusted baby-sitter at this time, so Faith goes everywhere with us. The baby slept as her ears were covered the entire time and we left shortly after midnight. We love our child. Kayte is my wife and lady love (who is 31 and goes by the name Kayte Grammer, by the way, not Walsh). The world is round. All our eyes are blue. Happy Halloween and Cock-a-doodle-doo!”

We were all worrying for nothing! She’s breast-feeding, all right! And the baby’s ears were covered by that blanket, as you can clearly see in the picture, and the left before 1:00 AM. And all our eyes are blue. Cock-a-doodle-doo, motherf-ckers.

Image courtesy of TMZ

Kelsey Grammer is a Great Dad

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From TMZ:

You’re never too young to party in Hollywood … so says Kelsey Grammer, who took his 3-month-old baby to the Playboy Mansion for a Halloween bash and partied ’til the wee hours of the morning.

A party-goer tells us … Kelsey was whooping it up at a table next to Paris Hilton just after midnight. Baby Faith was tucked into her bassinet as the music blared.

A Playboy Playmate with curious maternal instincts tweeted, “Why the fk does Kelsey Grammer have a newborn baby at the Mansion party!?!?!?”

We called Kelsey’s rep, so far no comment.

I don’t even know what the most horrific part of this story is, so I’ll just point out a bunch of them and you guys can help me decide. The idea that Kelsey is apparently loaded (just look at that picture up there, guys) and in attendance at a Playboy Mansion party with a three-month-old? I mean that right there could be the most disturbing part. Something else that makes the whole situation just wretched? The poor little baby was “tucked into her bassinet” as the “music blared”? Good Lord. How awful—for the baby. I guess if the music’s that loud, you don’t really have to worry about the pesky little crier ruining your night; you can’t hear it, right? Last? Sitting next to Parasite Hilton all night long? What was she dressed up as, dare I ask? And is that a vision that’s going to plague this poor child’s life for the rest of her ever-loving life?

Dunno, guys. Maybe somebody ought to hook this guy up with Michael Lohan. They can battle over title for Father of the Year.

Photo courtesy of Kelsey’s Instagram account

Kelsey Grammer Got A Tattoo on His Hip

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Yes, much like a girl I knew when I was 18, and also another girl I knew when I was 18, Kelsey Grammer got a tattoo on his hip. You can see the proof in that moderately disturbing photo up there. Look at his expression. And, in case you missed it, what’s with that bulge in his jeans? I don’t know, you guys. I don’t know about all this.

But what tattoo did Kelsey get? Why, it’s the name of his latest wife, Kayte Walsh! Here’s what it looks like:

That ended up on Kelsey’s hip in blue ink. There’s no word yet on if he got the design embellished with hearts and stars at the last minute or not.

And just for good measure, here’s a story about the tattooing where Kelsey Grammer is a douchebag and the tattoo artist’s grandmother is hilarious:

“He was pretty cool about it,” said Bob Jones, owner of Insight Studios, which has been open at 1062 N. Milwaukee since 2005. “He said it was his first tattoo and he did some research and said, ‘You guys seemed to be the best place to go.’ ”

A 21-year-old employee who works at the front counter at the shop was apparently unaware of his fame.

When Grammer walked to the counter, she said, “ ‘Can I get your ID, please?’ ” Jones said. “He was like, ‘Huh?’ [She said,] ‘Yeah, I need your ID.’ He said, ‘OK.’ She came back to me and said, ‘Is this guy famous or something? He looked at me kind of funny when I asked for his ID.’ ”

Tattoo artist James Eastwood’s 72-year-old grandmother, Christine Darbo, was accompanying a friend planning to get a tattoo when they started chatting with the former “Cheers” and “Frasier” star and his wife.

“They were just normal people. We were talking about tattoos,” said Darbo, a Wheaton plant saleswoman who has two tattoos. “He said, ‘I’m going to get Kayte’s name.’ My friend asked, ‘So how long have you been dating that he wanted to tattoo your name?’ She said, ‘We are married.’ I figured with his background he should just put a ‘K’ with a period to give him some flexibility.”

Oh man, you guys. It’s going to be hard to top this story for me today. I’ll cross my fingers for something about Jennifer Lawrence or another funny interview with Rihanna, but I’m really worried that I used all of my giggles for today on this one.

What do you think about all this?

Hey, How About That Frasier Theme Song?

I know, I know, this might be hard for you to understand. But since we’ve been talking about theme songs already today, I figured we’d take a break from loving Jennifer Lawrence and checking out Miley Cyrus’ boobs and talk about something really relevant: the theme song from Frasier.

You remember it, right? There’s probably not a whole lot of remembering to do, because the last time I had cable, I remember reruns being on constantly and taking up some valuable Golden Girls time. And I never really liked the show, but I did catch it more than once, and I remember always being mystified by the theme song. “What do tossed salads and scrambled eggs have to do with anything?” I would wonder. A couple of years ago, I even tried to look it up. I took actual time out of my life to look up the meaning of the Frasier theme song, that’s how much it drove me crazy.

But hey, no worries! The songwriter just explained everything!

Having been the composer on a show called “Wings”, I was asked by the creator’s of that show to try to come up with a song for their next effort….that is to submit as one of three submissions for the “prize” in a blindfold test to chose the one they liked best!

I was told they wanted something pretty eclectic and jazzy, but to avoid any direct references to specific subject matter. So it was necessary to stay away from words about psychiatry, radio shows, the name “Frasier”, and anything else directly indicating aspects of the show.

I immediately wrote the song/music itself, but then needed a lyric that would work, so I called my friend Darryl Phinnesse who is really talented and really smart. I gave him the idea of the show and he called back with the idea of “Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs”. At first I was a bit baffled myself until he explained that these were things that were “mixed up”….like Frasier Crane’s patients. Once we agreed on this premise (by the time I fully understood it), we went into completing the song. I actually did contribute a couple lines, but the heavy lifting here was Darryl, and lucky for me that I went to him to him in the first place.

“Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin”-refers to patients with troubles calling into the radio show
“Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs”
“But maybe I seem a bit confused”-Frasier’s personality was a bit????
“Maybe, but I got you pegged”-Frasier does understand these people and helps them.
“But I don’t know what to do with those Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs”-it’s a tough business….gotta deal with these “crazies” every day.
“They’re calling again”-oh, oh….should be self explanatory.

And there you have it! Mystery solved! I feel about a million times better about the world, and I thought you might feel the same. We’ll get back to our regular business of sarcasm and worshipping Ryan Gosling shortly!