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Quotables: Taylor Swift Talks Relationships, Because of Course She Does

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“I don’t know how to have a normal relationship because I try to act normal and love from a normal place and live a normal life, but there is sort of an abnormal magnifying glass, like [a] telescope lens, on everything that happens between me and anybody else. … some of them [my ex-boyfriends] like to write really long emails [about the songs I write about them].”

So apparently, LeAnn Rimes isn’t the only one getting all up-close and personal with Katie Couric about relationships*—Taylor Swift found it prudent to go ahead and talk about what she knows best with Katie, on her new show of the same name, ‘Katie’.

No, here’s a list of questions that I’d ask Taylor if I were interviewing her, and none of them have anything to do with relationships, because it would be interesting seeing her flounder about when it came to talking about subjects out of her realm of comfort.

1—Where do you get your clothes? I love them.
2—Your clothes? They’re nice. Where do you get ‘em?
3— …

OK, I’ll admit it. I’m stumped, alright? There’s positively nothing else to talk to Taylor Swift about (aside from clothing) than her relationships. No wonder she gets so much mileage out of these interviews; they’re all the same.

BURN.

*We have to talk a lot about this in a bit, OK? Get your gears turning.

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  • I’m pretty sure I saw that blue and white striped dress she has, the one where it looks like she got implants, on ModCloth. I was very excited because I have all the same feelings about Taylor.

  • I would ask her if she really is oblivious to the fact that she’s the reason her relationships keep failing or if she is actually a serial dater who deliberately sabotages relationships to generate songwriting material.

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