This is really lovely, isn’t it? For all the shit I talk about Jessica Biel, I’ve never denied that she’s a truly beautiful woman, and she looks just stunning in this picture. But I really, really need to see her dress. It’s pink, and I accept that, but I need to see it all. I’ve got my eye out, friends.
Oh, and Justin Timberlake looks like Justin Timberlake. That’s cool, I guess.
But seriously, about that dress. Can the world get on that, please?