Oh my God, guys. Talk about the ugliest, most unflattering outfit to ever come out of a Kardashian’s closet (that’s an achievement right there). This is what Kim Kardashian wore to lunch with Kanye West this past weekend. Where Kanye wore Those Leather Pants. Again.
In related bloat news, Kim Kardashian might be pregnant. Word. Pregnant. From Kim’s Twitter account, this photo:
This was the photo’s caption:
“Has anyone tried the baby ring trick? Kourtney’s is accurate!!!”
The baby ring game, if you’re unaware of how it works, is a game wherein a presumably pregnant woman tries to predict the sex of her child using a ring. You take a ring (generally a wedding ring) and put a necklace or string through it, and then you dangle it over the mom-to-be’s belly. If the ring swings back and forth, like a … well, a swing, the baby’s gender is alleged to be male. If the ring swings in a circular fashion, the gender, female. There’s obviously lots of variations on this, but you guys are smart. You get the general idea.
So is Kim pregnant? And does she already know the sex of her baby, since Kourtney‘s ring “is accurate”? And is that picture up top suitable maternity wear if, indeed, she is carrying a fetus for the long haul?