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12Love It or Leave It: Jessica Biel, for the Third Time This Weekend

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It’s official, guys—this is definitely the most we’ve ever talked about Jessica Biel on this site, and it’s not all been that bad. Today, however? Within this post, this haircut on Jess … oh my God I could just die. This is terrible. What the hell is this? She looks like the Madam Tussaud’s version of herself. No, wait, sorry—she looks worse than the Madam Tussaud’s version of herself.

Realistically speaking, the outfit is great. She’s got a banging-ass figure, and anyone would be lucky to resemble her in any manner, even just a little bit. But those heavy, almost-split-in-the-middle bangs? The seventeen layers of makeup that positively looks airbrushed on (it wasn’t, was it)? I’m not feeling this AT ALL, and it’s not because she’s probably going to ruin the Hitchcock movie with her wooden acting, or that she shoves her hand up Justin Timberlake’s ass and makes him her bitch puppet. OK. It’s not ALL because she’s probably going to ruin the Hitchcock movie with her wooden acting, or that she shoves her hand up Justin Timberlake’s ass and makes him her bitch puppet.

October 7, 2012 at 3:00 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Jessica Biel

12 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Jessica Biel, for the Third Time This Weekend”

  1. Christine says:

    We get it. You don’t like Jessica Biel.

  2. Lilo says:

    we seriously get it. don’t go bashing on someone for no apparent reason. it’s ok to be opinionated but you are just annoyingly hating on someone. think twice before you post random, unnecessary things.

  3. E says:

    Agreed. She looks great, hair and all.

  4. Alicia says:

    I like the hair.

  5. Liz says:

    There should be a support group for those who dislike her. I would join.

  6. Raffaello says:

    she is one of those actresses who are so dislikeable , she comes off as annoying and desperate

    I gotta say we gotta give her credit for caring and dressing up better , remember how she used to dress before ? she was a complete mess and looked pale and dead all the time

  7. Maggie says:

    I think she looks great. I like her.

  8. Harriet Meadow says:

    Whatever. I like her.

  9. AlyLaff1002 says:

    I have no opinion on Jessica Biel as an actress but I will say, I see nothing wrong with her hair. I actually think she pulls it off pretty well.

  10. kirstyk says:

    Yeah I don’t get where all the hate is coming from either, she looks pretty natural here, not too much make-up at all. Sure she’s never going to be Meryl Streep but for the type of films she makes, she’s perfectly good at what she does. I have absolutely nothing against her and I’m usually pretty opinionated! Time to leave the girl alone now…

  11. mireee says:

    What is wrong with the hair?? I love it! And it’s not because I have the same haircut.

  12. Sarah Annie says:

    I don’t think her makeup looks bad but that hair looks really bad on her. She looks like Mick Jagger.

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