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Love It or Leave It: Jessica Biel, for the Third Time This Weekend

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It’s official, guys—this is definitely the most we’ve ever talked about Jessica Biel on this site, and it’s not all been that bad. Today, however? Within this post, this haircut on Jess … oh my God I could just die. This is terrible. What the hell is this? She looks like the Madam Tussaud’s version of herself. No, wait, sorry—she looks worse than the Madam Tussaud’s version of herself.

Realistically speaking, the outfit is great. She’s got a banging-ass figure, and anyone would be lucky to resemble her in any manner, even just a little bit. But those heavy, almost-split-in-the-middle bangs? The seventeen layers of makeup that positively looks airbrushed on (it wasn’t, was it)? I’m not feeling this AT ALL, and it’s not because she’s probably going to ruin the Hitchcock movie with her wooden acting, or that she shoves her hand up Justin Timberlake’s ass and makes him her bitch puppet. OK. It’s not ALL because she’s probably going to ruin the Hitchcock movie with her wooden acting, or that she shoves her hand up Justin Timberlake’s ass and makes him her bitch puppet.

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