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PHOTO: Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson in Hitchcock

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I don’t expect most of you guys to remember a quick post that was published, like, six months ago, detailing Anthony Hopkins cast as Alfred Hitchcock in the upcoming Hitchcock movie, but this post is something I think you’ll quite remember when it comes time to talk about whether or not Hitchcock was a super movie or not. Ready for this picture? Are you ready? Because here it is, whether you are or not:

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BAM. Jessica Biel’s FEAR FACE as she plays Vera Miles.

Ready for this one (it’s not so entertaining, really)?

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Scarlett Johansson as Janet Leigh. Which is kind of ‘meh’, despite the fact that the eyebrow resemblance is pretty uncanny. Other than that, yeah. As an Alfred Hitchcock fan (and a fan of the original Psycho, too), I’m pretty excited about the film. Even if I do have to suffer through Jessica Biel trying to make scurrrd faces and Scarlett Johansson try to pull off not looking like a sallow-faced forty-something with a penchant for the whiskey.

On the whole, I think this movie’s going to rock all of our socks off. And if it doesn’t? Well DUH. I’m going to blame Jessica Biel.

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  • Jessica’s action motivation coach told her to emote .. Omg! I have to pick out the colors for the napkins and hope you approve or the weddings sooner than I imagine.. Justin’s mother!?

    • looks to me like same ol’ miss piggy nose job. and it’d be nice if mrs. timberlake had a line or 2 between her eyebrows or up on her forehead; that’s what really happens when one shows terror. stop fucking with your face, young ladies!

  • I’m a big fan of the original, I hope it’s not like the remake with Vince Vaughn and Anne Heche that one was a stinker.

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