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Quotables: Here’s Some Stuff Jessica Biel Made Justin Timberlake Say

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We met and got talking. Afterwards I asked my friend if I could call her and ask her out. My friend called Jessica and Jessica said yes, and so I called her. I did it the old fashioned way — by telephone. That’s something I learned from both my stepdad and my grandfather — that there is a thing called chivalry and it doesn’t have to die with the birth of the internet. The way I see it, if you’re asking a girl out on a date, it’s only right to do it in a way that she can hear your voice. I had to be pretty persistent in order to get her to say yes. But I have a fair amount of tenacity and if I want something I stick to it. And in the end she agreed. … She’s a really, really, really special person. Plus, she’s really, really, hot!”

Wait. Is he kidding with that “I had to be pretty persistent in order to get her to say yes” thing? Because first, Justin Timberlake is hot. And he’s mildly charming. And I don’t think he’d have to work all that hard to get any woman to agree to date him. Also, we all know Jessica Biel‘s obsessive track record. Don’t you guys remember how she publicly said that she was the one who stalked Justin in the early beginnings of their relationship? Is this whole thing a joke? Are we being punked?

What the hell’s going on here?

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  • Sarah… You know I love you, please tell me we aren’t having a week where you get all panty-gooey over Justin Timberlake…

  • Are you fucking kidding me?? Right because the girl is behind everything please get over yourself. Your irrational hate for her is making you look retarded.

  • I wouldnt say that every woman would date this guy. Any amount of self centered self entitlement makes a guy go from interesting to jerky- instantly. Call me crazy, but I just don’t like fashionable metrosexual boy band Hollywood MTV types. I prefer manly, more rugged men. The kind that drive big trucks and shoot guns and ya know, don’t wear purple sweaters with contrasting bow ties and fedoras who dance/sing like Michael Jackson LOL.

    Why is he acting as if he deserves an award for using a telephone? Thats not chivalry that’s just common decency. Nothing romantic about it.. Someone with his kind of cash and people around him telling him how to behave SHOULD have been taught enough manners to pick up a telephone to ask a woman out on a date..

  • I agree with fern-JAWBREAKER I personally don’t think he’s really hot and charming. Just bc a lot of woman flock to him, doesn’t mean he wouldn’t have to try hard to get one. You just don’t like Jessica Biel.

  • whether you think he’s hot or not , he IS GOOD looking and rich and women throw themselves at him all the time and he doesn’t have to try hard,he can get any woman he wants , he’s just not your type

    • No where in my post did I say he wasn’t good looking, first of all. And you’re right, he’s not my type, and he’s not a lot of other women’s type, therefore he can’t get ANY woman he wants. No one can get anyone they want bc no one is attractive or appealing to every single person. She’s bothered by the whole thing bc she doesn’t like Jessica Biel. Bottom line.

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