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6Snoop Dogg Will Not Be Voting for Mitt Romney, OK?

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So, Snoop compiled a list of 10 reasons why he’s not voting for Mitt Romney, and 10 reasons why he will be voting for the incumbent, President Barack Obama, and the results were … well, the results were pretty f-cking funny, if I must say. Without further ado, here’s 10 reasons why Snoop’ll be voting Democrat. Courtesy of Snoop’s Twitter:

#10—I seen that n-gga hoop before and he got a jumper. (I don’t know what this means. Basketball, maybe?)

#9—He smokes Newports.

#8—We use the same hair clippers.

#7—He’s hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck.

#6—He’s BFFs with Jay-Z.

#5—Michelle got a fat ass.

#4—He wears a durag like me.

#3—That n-gga look like he can fight.

#2—He mad cool yo.

#1—He a black n-gga.

And behold, the top 10 reasons he won’t be voting Republican this election year:

#10—This muthaf-cka’s name is Mitt.

#9—He reminds me of every boss I ever hated.

#8—He’s a Mormon but he ain’t got no hoes.

#7—He always interrupts and talks over people like he’s better than them. Bitch I will beat the shit out of you.

#6—This muthaf-cka’s name is Mitt.

#5—He looks like he says “n-gga” all the time.

#4—He a ho.

#3—Bitch got a dancing horse.

#2—This muthaf-cka’s name is Mitt.

#1—He a white n-gga.

So what say you, guys? Has Snoop swayed your vote one way or the other, or do you think he’s better off sticking to rapping and smoking copious amounts of weed?

October 5, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah

6 Responses to “Snoop Dogg Will Not Be Voting for Mitt Romney, OK?”

  1. Dee Cee says:

    How crass and idiotic.. but then.. he is what he preaches..

  2. This is hilarious. I can’t yet vote in this country, and even if I could, this wouldn’t sway my vote towards Obama. Even Romney’s …what’s the word I’m looking for… profound idiotism wouldn’t either. The fact that Obama is a great man and a politician with sound and progressive ideas would.

    But this, this is hilarious. “This muthaf-cka’s name is Mitt.” Bahaha.

  3. casey says:

    This made me LOL. But sidenote – snoop didn’t create this, it came from @DragonflyJonez

    • KS says:

      THANK YOU. AND the list was a joke. It’s so funny to me that people are actually taking it seriously! DFJZ wasn’t even expecting it to be this big. He’s says funny stuff all the time, I love him.

  4. puddin says:

    “He’s a Mormon but he ain’t got no hoes.”

    I was going to say, I thought it seemed ODDLY PERCEPTIVE and UNCHARACTERISTICALLY LUCID and STRANGELY WELL-WRITTEN to have come from Snoop…

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