So, Snoop compiled a list of 10 reasons why he’s not voting for Mitt Romney, and 10 reasons why he will be voting for the incumbent, President Barack Obama, and the results were … well, the results were pretty f-cking funny, if I must say. Without further ado, here’s 10 reasons why Snoop’ll be voting Democrat. Courtesy of Snoop’s Twitter:
#10—I seen that n-gga hoop before and he got a jumper. (I don’t know what this means. Basketball, maybe?)
#9—He smokes Newports.
#8—We use the same hair clippers.
#7—He’s hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck.
#6—He’s BFFs with Jay-Z.
#5—Michelle got a fat ass.
#4—He wears a durag like me.
#3—That n-gga look like he can fight.
#2—He mad cool yo.
#1—He a black n-gga.
And behold, the top 10 reasons he won’t be voting Republican this election year:
#10—This muthaf-cka’s name is Mitt.
#9—He reminds me of every boss I ever hated.
#8—He’s a Mormon but he ain’t got no hoes.
#7—He always interrupts and talks over people like he’s better than them. Bitch I will beat the shit out of you.
#6—This muthaf-cka’s name is Mitt.
#5—He looks like he says “n-gga” all the time.
#4—He a ho.
#3—Bitch got a dancing horse.
#2—This muthaf-cka’s name is Mitt.
#1—He a white n-gga.
So what say you, guys? Has Snoop swayed your vote one way or the other, or do you think he’s better off sticking to rapping and smoking copious amounts of weed?