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Snoop Dogg Will Not Be Voting for Mitt Romney, OK?

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So, Snoop compiled a list of 10 reasons why he’s not voting for Mitt Romney, and 10 reasons why he will be voting for the incumbent, President Barack Obama, and the results were … well, the results were pretty f-cking funny, if I must say. Without further ado, here’s 10 reasons why Snoop’ll be voting Democrat. Courtesy of Snoop’s Twitter:

#10—I seen that n-gga hoop before and he got a jumper. (I don’t know what this means. Basketball, maybe?)

#9—He smokes Newports.

#8—We use the same hair clippers.

#7—He’s hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck.

#6—He’s BFFs with Jay-Z.

#5—Michelle got a fat ass.

#4—He wears a durag like me.

#3—That n-gga look like he can fight.

#2—He mad cool yo.

#1—He a black n-gga.

And behold, the top 10 reasons he won’t be voting Republican this election year:

#10—This muthaf-cka’s name is Mitt.

#9—He reminds me of every boss I ever hated.

#8—He’s a Mormon but he ain’t got no hoes.

#7—He always interrupts and talks over people like he’s better than them. Bitch I will beat the shit out of you.

#6—This muthaf-cka’s name is Mitt.

#5—He looks like he says “n-gga” all the time.

#4—He a ho.

#3—Bitch got a dancing horse.

#2—This muthaf-cka’s name is Mitt.

#1—He a white n-gga.

So what say you, guys? Has Snoop swayed your vote one way or the other, or do you think he’s better off sticking to rapping and smoking copious amounts of weed?

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  • This is hilarious. I can’t yet vote in this country, and even if I could, this wouldn’t sway my vote towards Obama. Even Romney’s …what’s the word I’m looking for… profound idiotism wouldn’t either. The fact that Obama is a great man and a politician with sound and progressive ideas would.

    But this, this is hilarious. “This muthaf-cka’s name is Mitt.” Bahaha.

    • THANK YOU. AND the list was a joke. It’s so funny to me that people are actually taking it seriously! DFJZ wasn’t even expecting it to be this big. He’s says funny stuff all the time, I love him.

  • “He’s a Mormon but he ain’t got no hoes.”

    I was going to say, I thought it seemed ODDLY PERCEPTIVE and UNCHARACTERISTICALLY LUCID and STRANGELY WELL-WRITTEN to have come from Snoop…

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