Snoop Dogg has many incarnations. Remember Snoop Lion? Well, now he’s going to be (wait for it)… Snoopzilla. Who knows if that moniker will be sticking around for a while or what, but what we do know is that he’s making a funk album, 7 Days of Funk, that’s a collaboration with someone called Dam-Funk and that’ll be out in December. Wahoo!
Here’s Snoop’s statement:
“We’re the babies of the Mothership. I’ve had funk influences in my music my whole career. Dam-Funk is cold. He’s keeping the funk alive and I knew I had to get down with him.”
And Dam Funk said:
“Snoop knew what I was thinking without me having to articulate it. That’s how you know when you gel artistically with someone.
Well, I can’t say I’ll listen to this album, but I also can’t argue with renaming himself Snoopzilla. I wonder if he came up with that idea whilst smoking some of his boxing match weed win.
October 18, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Oh, Snoop Dogg – gotta love him. He’s a simple man, really. He likes his chicken and waffles (lest we forget how far he went in Fatherhood, blaming it all on David Beckham when he was supposed to be on a diet) and he likes his weed and if that’s in place, he’s happy. Well, he certainly got a nice stash after winning a POUND of weed on a bet from the Floyd Mayweather and Canelo Alvarez fight on Saturday. Holy smokes.
He captioned it with the following:
Thanks to the champ money may for winning me a pound from my mexican buddy Lui !! U r the pound for pound best! N I’m gonna smoke 2 dat !!! Hahahahahahahah.
Christ almighty. I haven’t smoked weed in a long ass time, but I can tell you that probably one toke of that will put you on the ground, because you know he doesn’t smoke that stomped on shit, either. I guess congrats are in order?
September 19, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Snoop Lion/Dogg and Britney Spears are posed here in this incredible moment in time from 2004, while on the set of Britney’s “Outrageous” music video (according to E Online). This photo is truly a slice of life. Where were YOU when this photo was taken? Probably daydreaming, wishing that you could be in the photo.
Britney was 22 when this was taken. She didn’t look dead in the eyes quite yet.
August 8, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Why is Snoop a ghost? Why is Miley trying to be hood with her doorknockers? Why does this song exist? So many questions, so few answers. I like Miley and all, and I like Snoop, but the two combined just seem… bizarre, and not even an in intriguing way. More like a “please make it stop” way.
June 1, 2013 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
Snoop Dogg (I outright refuse to call him Snoop Lion) is a pretty colourful guy with a lot of charisma, which has helped to maintain his notoriety in the past few years since his music isn’t all that great anymore (WHATEVER, The Doggfather was deep!). He gives some great interviews because he just really doesn’t filter what he says and whether or not anyone is gonna like it. This is most likely because he’s really far too high to care.
In his most recent foray into hilarious candor, Snoop revealed in an interview with Rolling Stone that he became a pimp earlier in his career – like a real, actual pimp – because he’d dreamed of doing so as a child and that it was all about that love and passion for the field rather than the money that made him do it. HILARIOUS.
“I put an organization together,” the rapper-turned Rasta artist Snoop Lion tells contributing editor Jonah Weiner in the new issue of Rolling Stone. “I did a Playboy tour, and I had a bus follow me with ten bitches on it. I could fire a bitch, fuck a bitch, get a new ho: It was my program. City to city, titty to titty, hotel room to hotel room, athlete to athlete, entertainer to entertainer.”
While he doesn’t name names, he claims professional athletes would use his services. “If I’m in a city where where the Denver Broncos or the Nuggets play, I get a couple of they players to come hang out, pick and choose, and whichever one you like comes with a number,” he says. “A lot of athletes bought pussy from me.”
Unlike most pimps, Snoop says he let his women keep the money. “I’d act like I’d take the money from the bitch, but I’d let her have it,” he says. “It was never about the money; it was about the fascination of being a pimp . . . As a kid I dreamed of being a pimp, I dreamed of having cars and clothes and bitches to match. I said, ‘Fuck it – I’m finna do it.’”
Well, we can’t say Snoop isn’t an ambitious businessman, I suppose. I wonder how much he made? Anyway, y’all may wonder where the hell Snoop’s wife Shante is in all of this. You probably also came to the conclusion (if you know anything about Snoop/Shante’s relationship) that she was right the hell there, watching him do it. BINGO!
Somehow, Snoop’s relationship with his wife Shante Broadus has survived all this. “My wife had to take a backseat to this shit,” he says. “And I love her to this day because she coulda shook out on a nigga, but she stayed in my corner. So when I decided to let it go, she was still there.”
Pfffft, that’d be the day!
May 9, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
So, Snoop compiled a list of 10 reasons why he’s not voting for Mitt Romney, and 10 reasons why he will be voting for the incumbent, President Barack Obama, and the results were … well, the results were pretty f-cking funny, if I must say. Without further ado, here’s 10 reasons why Snoop’ll be voting Democrat. Courtesy of Snoop’s Twitter:
#10—I seen that n-gga hoop before and he got a jumper. (I don’t know what this means. Basketball, maybe?)
#9—He smokes Newports.
#8—We use the same hair clippers.
#7—He’s hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck.
#6—He’s BFFs with Jay-Z.
#5—Michelle got a fat ass.
#4—He wears a durag like me.
#3—That n-gga look like he can fight.
#2—He mad cool yo.
#1—He a black n-gga.
And behold, the top 10 reasons he won’t be voting Republican this election year:
#10—This muthaf-cka’s name is Mitt.
#9—He reminds me of every boss I ever hated.
#8—He’s a Mormon but he ain’t got no hoes.
#7—He always interrupts and talks over people like he’s better than them. Bitch I will beat the shit out of you.
#6—This muthaf-cka’s name is Mitt.
#5—He looks like he says “n-gga” all the time.
#4—He a ho.
#3—Bitch got a dancing horse.
#2—This muthaf-cka’s name is Mitt.
#1—He a white n-gga.
So what say you, guys? Has Snoop swayed your vote one way or the other, or do you think he’s better off sticking to rapping and smoking copious amounts of weed?