In the bathroom…not in the White House but in the bathroom. ‘Cause I said, ‘May I use the bathroom for a second?’ And they [the security team] said, ‘What do you want to do a number one or number two?’ And I said ‘number two’… So I said when I do a number two I usually have a cigarette or I light something to get the aroma right and they said,’You know what, you can light a piece of napkin’ and I said ‘I’ll do that’ and the napkin was this [weed].
Yeah, I don’t know. Wouldn’t they have smelled the weed? I doubt your story, Mr. Dogg.
What do you think? By the way if you’re not following him on Instagram, you’re missing gems like the above photo of Snoop wearing heart-shaped glasses.
If there’s one thing you need in your life, it’s Snoop Dogg‘s talk show, Double G News Network, which he hosts on his YouTube channel. It’s all kinds of insane, and he decided to take it to another level this week when he was joined by Seth Rogen and they got high as hell and sorta tried to recap Game of Thrones. I don’t watch Game of Thrones, and I left with no greater understanding of anything going on on the show than I had before I watched this, but that’s hardly the point, I suppose.
Seth is about as useless as a chocolate fireguard, as the old saying goes, when it comes to providing any entertainment here, but I guess he’s hilarious because of that. Snoop is, as always, amazing.
And guess what? The little creature he’s looking at is also named George, after him! From E!:
The third in line to the throne got up close and personal with the three-and-a-half-year-old creature as the royal family officially opened the new Prince George Bilby Exhibit. The nocturnal marsupial, which is indigenous to Australia and an endangered species, was named after the tiny prince two months ago.
How bout that.
So what is everyone doing on this big holiday? And also Easter? (Ha, see what I did there?) Let’s check in on Snoop Dogg and see how his Easter is going. He posted this on Twitter:
Snoop Dogg has many incarnations. Remember Snoop Lion? Well, now he’s going to be (wait for it)… Snoopzilla. Who knows if that moniker will be sticking around for a while or what, but what we do know is that he’s making a funk album, 7 Days of Funk, that’s a collaboration with someone called Dam-Funk and that’ll be out in December. Wahoo!
Here’s Snoop’s statement:
“We’re the babies of the Mothership. I’ve had funk influences in my music my whole career. Dam-Funk is cold. He’s keeping the funk alive and I knew I had to get down with him.”
And Dam Funk said:
“Snoop knew what I was thinking without me having to articulate it. That’s how you know when you gel artistically with someone.
Well, I can’t say I’ll listen to this album, but I also can’t argue with renaming himself Snoopzilla. I wonder if he came up with that idea whilst smoking some of his boxing match weed win.
Oh, Snoop Dogg – gotta love him. He’s a simple man, really. He likes his chicken and waffles (lest we forget how far he went in Fatherhood, blaming it all on David Beckham when he was supposed to be on a diet) and he likes his weed and if that’s in place, he’s happy. Well, he certainly got a nice stash after winning a POUND of weed on a bet from the Floyd Mayweather and Canelo Alvarez fight on Saturday. Holy smokes.
He captioned it with the following:
Thanks to the champ money may for winning me a pound from my mexican buddy Lui !! U r the pound for pound best! N I’m gonna smoke 2 dat !!! Hahahahahahahah.
Christ almighty. I haven’t smoked weed in a long ass time, but I can tell you that probably one toke of that will put you on the ground, because you know he doesn’t smoke that stomped on shit, either. I guess congrats are in order?
Snoop Lion/Dogg and Britney Spears are posed here in this incredible moment in time from 2004, while on the set of Britney’s “Outrageous” music video (according to E Online). This photo is truly a slice of life. Where were YOU when this photo was taken? Probably daydreaming, wishing that you could be in the photo.
Why is Snoop a ghost? Why is Miley trying to be hood with her doorknockers? Why does this song exist? So many questions, so few answers. I like Miley and all, and I like Snoop, but the two combined just seem… bizarre, and not even an in intriguing way. More like a “please make it stop” way.