Just last night, I told you guys that someone saw Rihanna and Chris Brown making out in a club. It was a little sad, but not surprising at all. Just like it won’t be surprising when I tell you that someone else saw Chris and Rihanna hang out at a club and then sneak off to the bathroom for half an hour last night. And you know what that means. It means that your drunk ass has to hold it because a couple of nimrods just can’t wait to bone. Awful.
From Hollywood Life:
After being locked in a bathroom for more than 30 minutes with Chris and two bodyguards outside on lookout, a disheveled Rihanna emerges with a smile on her face, as if she’d had the time of her life. A source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY just how happy Rihanna is!
“It’s on and cracking” between Rihanna and Chris Brown, as one source exclusively reveals to HollywoodLife.com, as the off-again, but now clearly on-again, couple engaged in a “raunchy” bathroom encounter on October 2 at Griffin nightclub in NYC.
“We got there, she saw him, thought he looked good and she wanted to push up on it. She took a hit and had a drink and it was on and cracking,” a source exclusively reveals. “They hooked up. I wasn’t in the bathroom with them but I know they f-cked around and what not. They were in the club partying hard, had some drinks and kush and one thing led to another and that was that. She wanted some of him and she got some. Wasn’t like Chris was gone turn her down. He wanted her just as much as she wanted him.”
HollywoodLife.com has also learned Rihanna and Chris arranged their rendezvous at Griffin and were texting each other prior to meeting at the club.
“We were about 8 deep and Chris had his people with him so Ri was like ‘F-ck it, let’s meet later at Griffin.’ He was like ‘Cool,’ and we all hit it up.”
Chris and Rihanna are notorious for texting each other and sending subliminal messages to one another via Twitter, but sources close to the couple say that what went down early this morning is a clear indication they may be taking their relationship public!
“It’s about time Chris stepped up and made my girl happy, I mean damn. I’m giving Chris props though – [he] finally grew a pair and stepped to my girl. He got his swag back now.”
So instead of taking the usual “gross ugh worst” approach, can we talk about those bodyguards instead? Because that is straight up awful. Like, Chris Brown is an asshole, of course, and Rihanna, I just can’t even with Rihanna right now, but there’s a lot of psychology behind that, you know? But these bodyguards are just regular dudes, and I know that they’re employees, but what, are they just chilling and waiting on him to beat her again? How is that conscionable?