Man, Lindsay sure has been tweeting gold lately, huh? I thought she’d really topped herself when she told us all to fight for our dreams so that we, too, could get really, extremely overpriced purses, but I was wrong. Because if there’s just one truth about Lindsay Lohan, it’s that she can always, always, manage to top herself.
Here are a couple of tweets that Lindsay sent out last night, right after the news broke that Amanda Bynes’s car got impounded:
Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far? +
These are the moments that I appreciate my life experiences, living without regrets and Disney for supporting me as an actress-night all*
Except, if you’ll remember, when Lindsay was put in jail (for like, an hour) the first time, she had a DUI, she was caught with cocaine, and she maybe kidnapped some people, whereas Amanda just got wasted and tapped a police car. And it’s not like she’s had “NO punishment”: she was arrested, taken to jail, she’s been charged with a couple of misdemeanors, and they took away her license and her car. I guess in Lindsay’s world that’s no punishment, but in the real world, it seems like they’re starting to actually do a kind of ok job with this one.
But I guess it’s nice to know that Lindsay appreciates her life experiences and lives without regrets. I guess that’s why she’s still able to have fun meth adventures all the time. Worth it!