5Lady Gaga Got Wasted, Got A Stupid Haircut

Ok, that picture up there is a photo of Lady Gaga‘s new hairstyle. And I know, I know, it looks the same as the old hairstyle. And it does. But wait.

Here’s the back:

And here’s the caption she gave with that photo on Twitter, proving that she was drunk and/or high (on crack?) when she shaved the back of her head:

I did it for u Terry. I’m sorry about ure mommy. She has princess die, but were all princess high

And here’s the part where I’m kind of a bitch: when Gaga said that she did this for Terry, she’s referring to Terry Richardson, whose mother just passed away after battling cancer. And it’s hard to make fun of someone doing something to comfort a friend or whatever, and I’m not doing that, I just think that it’s strange. It seems like another way for her to get some of that attention she so desperately craves, right? Like, that “princess die” part, whatever that means, is a song of hers, and we all know that we’re living in a time where crazy young stars can get a bold haircut and ensure a solid month of consistent press. It just seems weird to me, that’s all.

But man, what a haircut, huh? And what impressive incoherence. “She has princess die, but were all princess high,” what is that even supposed to mean?

September 12, 2012 at 10:30 am by Emily