Makes sense, now, as to why she’s been the subject of so many of his recent photo shoots. Lindsay gets Terry’s rocks off, has “publicity” coming out of her ears via half-crap picture releases. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do to get that money, yo.
According to Radar Online, though, Terry’s sincerely regretting the entire ordeal, because Lindsay’s apparently one of those crazy sex-stalkers that won’t go away (much like the itch she probably ‘gifted’ him with):
Lindsay Lohan recently enjoyed a steamy night of passion with controversial fashion photographer Terry Richardson and she’s eager for a relationship, but the 46-year-old is “just not interested” RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. The troubled 25-year-old actress has had a major crush on Richardson for ages, according to a source, but only managed to hook up with him earlier this year after posing for a steamy photo shoot at the famed Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles.
“Lindsay and Terry have been friends for years,” the source tells RadarOnline.com. “And she’s always had a thing for him. Lindsay thinks he’s really cool and hip and could be great for her career.
“They had a major night of passion after they worked on this photo shoot together and now she’s going all out to get her claws into him. But Terry is just not interested in pursuing a relationship with Lindsay and totally regrets hooking up with her. Lindsay has been texting and phoning him nonstop and he’s actually kind of freaked out by how strong she’s been coming on to him; it’s all pretty unseemly. As Terry said, there’s nothing more unattractive than a desperate woman. It’s a difficult situation though as they move in the same circles and have a lot of mutual friends. He’s trying to work out a way to let her down gently without blowing their friendship.”
Oh ew. Oh gross. Oh balls. And without “blowing their friendship”? Right. Without “disrupting a major drug connection,” is probably more like it, but hey – who’s really counting this crap anymore? Also, is anyone else completely grossed out by this entire thing, or am I just failing to see the appeal in both the middle-aged, pedophile-looking Terry Richardson and the new, cracked-out, post-hot, swollen Lindsay Lohan? Honestly. This has got to be the worst visual since … well, since this. And that’s bad, guys. Real bad.
March 7, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah
Oh girl WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. Posing for Terry Richardson? What’s next, buying magic crystals off the street from some shady-looking dude your ex-lesbian lover used to frequent? Making racist comments in public? Showing your vagina? Donning a pink wig?
Last, has anyone ever told you about the uncanny resemblance between you and Eminem? ‘Cause it’s there, sweetie.
November 8, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Man! Beyoncé looks great! You can’t even tell she’s pregnant!
Anyhoo. Here’s the beautiful and talented Beyoncé Knowles, just chilling out with—oh. Ugh. Terry Richardson? You again? Oh, well.
I don’t love Richardson’s penchant for self-insertion (“Try on my Sexual Predator Spectacles! It’ll be so charming!”), although would-be celebs could sure learn a lot from the photographer’s entrepreneurial sense of “branding.”
P.S. I also love the way Beyoncé is seemingly terrified of putting Terry Richardson’s glasses all the way on her face. Ha ha!
October 22, 2011 at 8:30 am by Jenn
And what better choice if you’re into cracked-out, dirty-fingered, hair-damaged former A-listers with both substance abuse and emotional issues? I mean, she’s a veritable treasure trove of sabotage if you’re into that kind of chick! The only thing that would make the package even more attractive is if said chick had massive family baggage featuring jailed, cooter-kicking fathers, disturbed little sisters, and mothers who just happen to be the town ho? Oh, wait! Never mind! DING DING DING FOLKS IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNER HERE!
October 5, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
And lo! Celebrity fashion photographer Terry Richardson was nigh, this time with yet more photographs chronicling pal Justin Theroux‘s relationship with Jennifer Aniston. And love begat love, and so on and so forth. Hark!
From Richardson’s series, which he titles “New York Love Story”:
September 28, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Jenn
Have you heard about this book? It’s a book of photographs, 350 photographs, to be exact, that Terry Richardson took of Lady Gaga during a magical period in which he followed that crazy bitch around for ten whole months. Are you interested? Well, then let’s let the Lady herself give you a more solid synopsis:
“I didn’t hold anything back from Terry. He was with me every minute, every moment,” Gaga said. “He has photographs of me waking up in the morning, brushing my teeth, in the bathroom, in the bathtub. And the thing about Terry, if you know anything about his photography, is that nothing is staged.”
“What I love so much about Terry is that he thinks everything is so beautiful. I’m always, ‘Oh Terry, get out of here,’ and he’s like, ‘Oh, it’s so beautiful, let me just shoot it,’” she added. “I felt so comfortable with Terry. I love him so much. He’s a really close friend, and I feel honored that he traveled with me.”
“My favorite thing, honestly, is that he loved the fans. He shot the fans the same way he shot me: with no pretense. No ‘Well, she’s put out records and they haven’t.’ None of that. The music was all of ours,” she said. “He would come backstage and he would say, ‘Oh my God, the fans!’ And I’d say, ‘I know what you just photographed.’ And he’d say, ‘Baby, wow!’ And then he’d film me, like, peeing in a cup and, like, ridiculous things.”
Here’s a thought I never thought I’d think: “Wow, it might be kind of neat to see Lady Gaga pee in a cup.” But you know what? I thought it. I kind of love Terry Richardson, that fabulous, fabulous man, and if he followed Gaga around for ten months? I’m sure he shot something that will change the world.
Are any of you guys planning on picking up the book?