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True Love Dies Along with Katy Perry’s Relationship with John Mayer

A photo of John Mayer and Katy Perry

I’m so sorry, everyone. I’m sorry that we all have to start the day off with this kind of thing hanging over our heads. We all know that true love is a fleeting thing, something that’s so rare to catch and so hard to hold onto, so let’s take a moment of silence for one such love that just couldn’t last: the beautiful love that was so briefly but so strongly shared between Katy Perry and John Mayer.

Take all the time you need to compose yourself before reading on, all right? And when you’re ready, here’s the soundtrack:

We don’t know exactly what happened to bring an end to this love, and I apologize that I don’t have more answers for you. I can tell you that sources told Us Weekly that “she’s really upset about it” and that “she’s making it seem like it wasn’t serious with John, but she is hurt,” but People‘s sources tried to play it cool by just saying that “they were honestly having fun” and “people made it out to be far more than it was.” That source also speculates that the two will “end up as friends.” A likely story, source.

What a bummer summer, you guys.

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  • I don’t care about the actual story. However, I now want to watch Pretty Woman and Google Roxette to see what ever became of them!

  • Yay! Roxette! I’ve loved them from when I was a baby really and still am a big fan! They’re still quite big here in Germany, so thanks for reminding me and everyone else to on more time listen to all of their great songs.
    About Katy, well didn’t we see it coming? I mean it’s John Mayer for heaven’s sake.

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