See these two? It’s just getting gross. Now, I’ve never been a fan of John Mayer‘s look, either before or after his new 1980’s country-and-western-style Hee Haw garb of late, but John Mayer, guys, is just not attractive. Like, not at all. He looks like he’s got some lice chilling in that long, pulled back Johnny Depp-wannabe hair, and I would imagine that he’s all sorts of marshmallow soft underneath the many layers of skanky t-shirts he wears, and while there’s nothing particularly wrong with that, it’s wrong because of his face. His face makes it wrong.
This is the two of them at a mutual friend’s pool party earlier this month, and I think it’s a safe thing to say that these two are an “item,” if you can stand to call them that, too.
Wonder what it’s like for John to be dating a “real” woman, and not someone like Taylor Swift. One thing’s for sure … at least we know that if and when Katy and John give up the ghost, that Katy won’t be writing any songs lambasting John.
Oh wait ….
I wonder if Katy is up to the challenge of being compared to ‘sexual napalm’
“it’s wrong because of his face. His face makes it wrong.”
Absolutely. And I want to punch his stupid face in, but I can’t bear to look at it, so it’s a quandary.
“His face makes it wrong.”
This line is epic. Made me LOL hard
:D
Is it just me or does the top photo look pieced together? The whole picture looks awkward. Someone needs to work on their Photoshop skills.
Thank you! I thought I was the only one who saw how badly the photo was done. John’s arm is at an awkward angle. Katy–well who knows what she’s doing? Mr. Photoshop guy–you make it look like John is choking Katy. Hmmmm……
Shooooot, he’s just going in for a hug/grope! Dang look at that douchey armband : / oh kateh, no no no…
More importantly, why has Katy stolen Courtney Stodden’s armband?!?