Here’s the very latest music video from heartthrob Justin Bieber. It’s called “As Long As You Love Me*,” it was released just a few short hours ago, and it’s amazing.
This is some Romeo and Juliet shit right here, but instead of feeding his Juliet some tired ass line about how she’s the sun or he wants to be her glove or whatever, Justin says it way, way more romantical: “as long as you love me, I’ll be your platinum, I’ll be your silver, I’ll be your gold, as long as you lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love me.”** He even tells her “you can be my Destiny’s Child.” Whoa. Looks like somebody just rewrote the book of love.
And don’t even get me started on how good an actor he is! He’s so good, right? Just go ahead and watch the last minute or so where Justin gets his ass kicked and then cries about it again. Can you win Oscars for music videos? If not, I smell a rule change!
*Oddly enough, the Backstreet Boys already did this song 15 years ago.
**And yes, I did count how many times he stuttered.