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6Justin Bieber’s New Music Video Is So Serious

Here’s the very latest music video from heartthrob Justin Bieber. It’s called “As Long As You Love Me*,” it was released just a few short hours ago, and it’s amazing.

This is some Romeo and Juliet shit right here, but instead of feeding his Juliet some tired ass line about how she’s the sun or he wants to be her glove or whatever, Justin says it way, way more romantical: “as long as you love me, I’ll be your platinum, I’ll be your silver, I’ll be your gold, as long as you lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love me.”** He even tells her “you can be my Destiny’s Child.” Whoa. Looks like somebody just rewrote the book of love.

And don’t even get me started on how good an actor he is! He’s so good, right? Just go ahead and watch the last minute or so where Justin gets his ass kicked and then cries about it again. Can you win Oscars for music videos? If not, I smell a rule change!

Lastly, do you think he wrote this for Selena Gomez? If so, she is SO LUCKY to have him!

*Oddly enough, the Backstreet Boys already did this song 15 years ago.

**And yes, I did count how many times he stuttered.

August 1, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Justin Bieber

6 Responses to “Justin Bieber’s New Music Video Is So Serious

  1. Danton says:

    You crack me up, Emily!

  2. mcmiller says:

    Dude, remember when Michael Madsen was badass starring in Tarantino films???

  3. Marsha says:

    if only he were black. i just can’t do the white prepubescent boy thing. it seems so off.

  4. Fail Train says:

    Horrible ‘music’ young boy voice isn’t hot, is creepy. Trying to make it sound hybrid pseudo-dubstep sorta electronica club music but it’s FAIL.

  5. adair says:

    all I could think was child abuse when he was getting beat up

  6. Jo says:

    love ya Emily!

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