OK, so that’s complete crap, because what kind of job would I be doing if I weren’t consistently speculating about the personal and private decisions that celebrities make, whether in the public or private eye? Come on now.
Anyway, this is what LeAnn had to say on her Twitter account earlier yesterday afternoon:
Out of surgery!!!! All is well. My whole face is numb and I’m starving….bad combo. Thx for all your prayers.
So naturally, I was like, hm. Eddie‘s making LeAnn undergo some weird cosmetic surgery in order to make her look like his ex-wife, Brandi Glanville. Or that she was sick of her (second pair of) horse teeth, and she was getting them all pulled and filed down and ready to eat up another set.
But alas, after some investigating, it turns out that LeAnn was having treatment for a root canal gone bad (or so we’re told). And that’s not nearly as fun or intriguing as Eddie’s post-divorce obsession with his ex-wife and her look, or! Better yet! LeAnn’s post-divorce obsession with Eddie’s ex-wife, for that matter.
Whatever. The best part of LeAnn’s entire recent Twitter feed has got to be this, retweeted to all of LeAnn’s followers:
Some folks have a high tolerance for crazy… I, however, am not one of those people
Sometimes you just see the most uncanny shit, you know? Thank God for Twitter. And for LeAnn Rimes, of course.
Image courtesy of Just Jared