9Courtney Love Sticks Up For LeAnn Rimes, Will Beat Brandi Glanville’s Ass If Need Be

In what may be the strangest Twitter exchange in ages, Courtney Love has risen from her drug tomb to stick up for LeAnn Rimes after she got into another spat with Brandi Glanville. Here’s how it went down, Brandi complained via a tweet that she couldn’t get a hold of her kids, so LeAnn responded with some hippie bullshit and then Courtney piped up out of nowhere offering to whoop somebody’s ass if they didn’t leave her alone. Oh, and Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20 got in on the action. Yeah, I don’t know, either.

First of all, props to LeAnn for using a spat with Brandi to promote new music… which will invariably suck, but can’t knock the hustle. Second of all, da fuck, Rob Thomas? Where the hell did you even come from? What are you doing, man? Third of all, Courtney Love is a queen and was probably high off her ass writing this, but I love her anyway. The end.

May 24, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer

161Okay, We Get It: LeAnn Rimes’ Feud With Brandi Glanville Is “Difficult”

Here’s something that will shock you: Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes don’t get along. They never have, they never will, nothing will ever change. There are no new developments in their relationship, nothing new has happened… and yet they’re both still talking about it. You’d think, after LeAnn made a final “I’m done apologizing!” statement last month that she was finally ready to move on with her life, but you’d be wrong, because she’s got more to say and it’s something you’ve never heard before (kidding, you’ve totally heard it a million times).

From Fabulous:

Eddie’s ex-wife, Brandi, has been pretty vocal about her feelings for you. What’s your relationship like now?

That’s where you write “insert face reaction here”.

Eek… That doesn’t sound good.

It’s been really difficult. You have to stand up for yourself and be your own person, but at the same time you have to protect these children and their hearts. And that’s a very tough balance.

Do you have any regrets?

I don’t like that word. Do I wish I handled it differently? Absolutely. No one wants to hurt anyone or put themselves through hurt. I think the only other thing we could’ve done would have been to get out of our marriages before anything happened. It was tough, and it all happened very fast. I felt so ashamed and guilty.

God, we get it. And why are people still asking about this like some new revelation is going to come to light? Just make it stop. At least Brandi seems preoccupied at the moment with her one-time fling with Gerard Butler, even though he didn’t even remember her name.

April 10, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

2Told You So! Brandi Glandville Really Did Sleep with Gerard Butler

Brandi Glanville was shouting her hook-up with Gerard Butler from the rooftops last year, but no one really believed it happened. That is, until now! Gerard has admitted that he did indeed do the dirty with Eddie Cibrian’s ex, and he would have spoken up sooner but he didn’t realise it was her since he didn’t catch her last name when he sneaked out of her condo after their “one afternooner” was done. Ouch. However, Brandi’s not put off by that – instead, she feels “vindicated”!

From US Weekly:

“We had a little texting today, and I think he’s a doll and I feel bad for what I said,” Glanville told Cohen – who previously over shared with the Bravo emcee about her fling with Butler, praising his talents as a lover.

“He is lovely and I appreciate him making it right,” the Drinking and Tweeting author continued.

I don’t even know what to say about this. Gerard Butler has zero standards when it comes to who he sleeps with (then again, the same could probably be said for any woman who sleeps with him) and the fact that this had to be discussed publicly by either of them is just bizarre. Is there anything people won’t share? Oh wait, I forgot who I was talking about.

March 13, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer

1Camille Grammer and Brandi Glanville Are On ’90210′, I Guess

They started on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, so it makes prefect sense that Brandi Glanville and Camille Grammer would move right along to guest starring on The CW’s completely unnecessary and totally awful remake of 90210. In the episode, which airs tonight and is entitled “Dude, Where’s My Husband?” (LOL), they play themselves. That’s all we know about the role, but it’s sort of all we need to know, as well, isn’t it?

Oh wait, here’s a synopsis from US Weekly:

The Hangover-inspired episode features AnnaLynne McCord’s Naomi Clark and her pals trying to piece together their night following a raucous booze-fueld bender. Recurring guest star Trevor Donovan also makes an appearance.

Wow, sounds… not worth watching. At all.

March 11, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

6LeAnn Rimes Isn’t Going To Apologize Anymore, So Get Over It

Poor, poor LeAnn Rimes. All she does is get bullied and shit upon and no one will leave her alone. Well, guess what! She’s not having it anymore. No sir, she won’t apologise and feel bad for breaking up a family and being a total prick about it. No more! The phoenix will rise from the ashes once more!

From Metro:

Did you feel a need to explain yourself?
You’ve done a lot of frank US TV interviews recently… Yes. People have been judging me, so I felt a need to explain and apologise, which I’ve done many times. Now I no longer feel that need. I’m happy and happily married and have a wonderful family. I’m living life as best I can – but I’m not exempt from failure and making bad choices.

You’ve been written about extensively in the US tabloids for three years since you got together with your husband. Has the coverage worn you down?
It has been an ongoing story for them. At least I sell magazines for them – I guess that’s the positive – but it’s involved some very wrong information. Sometimes I comment on it, sometimes I don’t. They’re going to write what they want to write anyway. I just read I bathe in Evian water – some of the stories are so insane. I try to let it roll off my back but it’s gone on for a long time. I have a talent, I can sing. I don’t earn my money from trying to hurt people or get in the tabloids.

Girl, we know you don’t bathe in Evian because that shit is expensive and you’re broke enough to need to sue your dentist over those chicklet teeth of yours. Second of all, you know you love every second of the press you get for Eddie and Brandi – otherwise, your ass would’ve been out of the news years ago and stayed there for good, because God knows that voice (which was average at best to begin with) is not what it once was. You need to sit down.

March 5, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

12Brandi Glanville’s Shitty Memoir Might Become a Movie – Yay!

Brandi Glanville can’t seem to keep her trap shut about all things LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian, so much so that she actually pulled a Blu Cantrell and got her vagina re-done (WHY) on Eddie’s dime and then wrote a book about all the f-ckery surrounding that relationship to make more bank. Gotta give homegirl her Shrewd Businesswoman patch on that one.

In any case, Brandi’s book is a whole hot mess of unnecessary nonsense and never should have been released. It was released, though, and even better than that, it may now be made into a script and acted out by real, live actors. Brandi broke the news on Twitter on Monday:

Lifetime is probably the only network desperate enough to buy this crap, but also, you have to admit that Lifetime makes those amazing Made-For-TV movies that are so bad, they circle back ’round to being really good again. I mean, I grew up in the In The Best Interest of the Children days and it was my jam – it’s only got better since then. Come on – Sexting in Suburbia? Instant classic. Mom at 16 was a classic, as well.

Anyway, I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s get this movie made, stat.

February 27, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer