Here we have Taylor Swift roaming around the beach with a bunch of her girlfrans on the 4th of July, either before, after, or during her precious time with Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s son, the brand new love of her life. She’s also wearing the cutest f-cking swimsuit I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Look at those adorable polka dots, and that little bow on the front? That’s just darling. This whole thing is just darling. Do you love it too?
And as an extra special bonus “love it or leave it,” take a quick gander at the “garden” over at my new house:
That’s just the front half of it – it’s actually a pretty sizable piece of land, if you can’t tell. It’s also less of a garden and more of a huge patch of weeds with some wire around it to fence it off from the yard. See, the house is very much a fixer-upper. We’ve ripped up the carpets and we’re in the process of putting down hardwood floors, we’ve had to scrub every surface for hours to get the mold and the dirt to come off, and this weekend is going to be the super fun process of ripping up the bathroom floor because the wood has rotted from the water damage. I’ve learned such handy lessons like how to determine the square footage of a room (I think) and why we can’t have knobs shaped like bunnies on all the cabinets in the kitchen (though honestly, I still don’t get that one). But I have no idea where to even start with this big ol’ mess of weeds next to my house. Any tips?
I think she looks adorable. I read another site that said she looks matronly or something like that. So…just b/c her ass isn’t hanging out in a bikini it’s a bad look? She’s precious as usual.
Fire.
Emily, I think you need to start over completely when it comes to your garden area (duh, right?). So you’ll wanna tear out the big brush and then rodatill (sp?) the area. You can rent a rodatiller (how the eff is that spelled?!) at a large equipment shop–we have “Big 5” on the West Coast. Then add some good soil if yours is old and nutrient drained. You seem really busy so you might wanna wait and plant a winter garden. For the rest of the yard I recommend looking into plants that are native to your area. Doing so will save you a lot of time, frustration and $$. Talk to the owner of a local nursery in order to get some ideas. Good luck!
Love it! The frumpy cover-up needs to go, but otherwise, she is adorbs!
I really like the bathsuit!
Buy a goat. It will eat that whole tangled mess.
Cute.. but she needs to gain fifteen pounds or she’s going to shrink down to nothing but skin and bones..
This isn’t your personal blog. Taylor Swift’s bathing suit has nothing to do with your shitty patch of real estate. How are you still being paid?
Unnecessary cuntiness connotes friendlessness and jealousy of others.
Am I supposed to give a fuck?
We certainly don’t.
I’m agonizing over how to start my garden, too. I’ve got an entire acre with trees upon trees, but a nice sunny spot right in the middle where I plan to stick the garden. I’m considering ‘Vegetable Gardening for Dummies’.
Taylor looks good but she needs me to nurture into a fine woman. I would make her eat a little more nutrition& gain about 5 or so lbs. I would make love to her and make her tits get full on her. I would buy her peanut butter chocolate milkshakes to make her chest swell up. She would call me her loving man after that.
I was going to say that you should run a controlled burn (fire) through that mess as a starter. If there are any trees you can keep them; the fire will just singe the bark. Talk to your local division of forestry for advice. And good luck!
Rent or find a neighbor who has a brushhog. This machine will cut and grind up all that brush down to the ground so you can start fresh.