Eyewitness sources claim that Taylor Swift has a new boy “friend”—and it’s none other than the son of another famous cheater, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
TMZ had cameras in the area up in Massachusetts yesterday for the Fourth of July, and they happened to catch Taylor flirting madly and disappearing on a long walk with Arnold’s eighteen-year-old son, Patrick Schwarzenegger.
It’s unknown if Taylor and Patrick are officially dating, or if Patrick wants to avoid that real-label shit like the plague—’cause who wants to be sung about in a negative way in six months anyhow—but judging from the above photo, it sure looks like the two were having fun.
Now if Taylor could just start dating men who are mature (this Patrick boy and Taylor Lautner aren’t exactly “mature” at the young age of 17 and 18; and dating the notoriously immature John Mayer doesn’t really do much for girl’s reputation in choosing men), she might actually be doing well for herself. She sure is getting around, at any rate.
‘Til then, I have no doubts that we’re probably going to hear some crappy, twangy country song courtesy of Taylor Swift squawking about how the apple don’t fall so far from the tree and how pregnant maids aren’t people—especially when they’re on their backs f-cking the
real number one number two number three love of your life.