What’s with the dark, sunken eyes? It’s frightening! I’m going to be honest, and put all of my Haterade back in the fridge, and I’m going to go ahead and say that there are parts of Nadya Suleman‘s body that are generally OK. She’s got some impressive boobs for having a thousand kids, and her legs aren’t all that awful, either. The rest … well, some of it’s “meh,” some of it’s “OH F-CK WHAT IS THAT I’M LOOKING AT?!”
But her eyes, guys. I’m seriously frightened. They’re so corpsey and empty and HOLLOW. Those eyes.
The best thing about these pictures is that they weren’t even for a shoot. No, they were just captured by random photographers in West Palm Beach, Florida, earlier this month. This is what Octomom does during her downtime between filming solo porn videos, having public orgasms, and fellating small-cranked bodybuilders. This.
And what a super lady, too. Can you imagine the tremendous pressure she’s under to keep up porno appearances, satisfy her man, howl like a dog with a broken leg for Howard Stern, frolic on the beach, and take care of all those kids she has? Talk about bringing home the bacon and fryin’ it up in a pan. WOO GURL.