You guys! This must be such an incredibly exciting time in Octomom‘s life! Just think about all that she’s got going on right now: she starred in her very own masturbation documentary, and just this past week she had an orgasm on national radio. She claimed that she’s doing all this to “overcome fears of intimacy and sexuality,” and I guess it’s working, because she went and landed herself a boyfriend!
Octomom — the woman who said she’s been celibate for the last 13 years … and planned to stay that way until her kids reached 18 — now has her very own BOYFRIEND … and TMZ has the video evidence.
36-year-old Nadya Suleman arrived at LAX moments ago and her new boyfriendFrankie G picked her up outside. Frankie — a 23-year-old amateur bodybuilder — even gave her a peck on the lips when she arrived.
Sources tell us the couple’s been dating about two months and it’s getting serious — but the best part … when we asked Octo how they met … the burgeoning porn star replied, “Through church.” She wasn’t kidding either.
It’s all pretty crazy — because back in March, Octomom told Closer magazine, “I’ve been celibate for 13 years and plan to remain so until the octuplets are 18.” She insisted, “Men love me, but I will be celibate for the next 15 years.”
So much for that?
And, of course, that video evidence:
My very favorite part is when Nadya says that the thirteen year age difference between them works because she has “the mind of an 18-year-old.” Not “it just works” or even “mind your own business,” no, “I have the mind of an 18-year-old.” My second favorite part is that laugh. Oh god, what if she’s one of those women who laugh during sex?
I think we’re getting a little too heavy here, so I’ll just stop and leave you with these: