“Yeah, but they’re lying while that video is being made. The act is in itself a lie. You’re faking something. The girl is lying there, she’s pretending that she doesn’t know the camera’s on, she’s getting banged, and “accidentally” it leaks out? Everyone leaks their own sex tapes! That’s a ploy to get famous—that’s not about the sex. It’s not like when Madonna did her Sex book, and it was an artistic endeavor where she acknowledged it and spoke about it and was so upfront about it. It’s different. It’s not upfront. It’s not honest. It’s a ploy to get famous.”
OK, so she wasn’t *directly* talking about Kim Kardashian, but I’m going to draw that line and make the connection, because really. Who else out there is only famous because of some skanky, piss-filled sex tape? Come on.
Also, Kristen‘s right. Granted, she’s wearing her Captian Obvious underoos the whole time she’s discussing this particular subject (the moral of the story is “People just wanna be famous and ZOMG SEX”), but hey. We’re going to take it and keep it filed away in our admiration drawers, because not many celebrities have this elevated self-awareness that allows them to talk sense—even if it is obvious sense.