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Please Tell Me Woody Allen’s Not Crazy Enough to Work With Lindsay Lohan

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From TMZ:

The unlikely duo was spotted out in NYC last night at fancy-schmancy Philippe restaurant — and we’re told this isn’t their first spin on the friendship bicycle.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ … Allen and Lilo have been friends for years now and he’s one of her biggest supporters — never jumping on the judgment bandwagon.

We’re told there are no projects officially on the books right now, BUT sources tell us they’ve been throwing around the idea of Lindsay being in one of Allen’s future films — which would be huge for Lilo, since his last flick, “Midnight in Paris,” won him an Academy Award.

We’re also told Lindsay has nothing but respect for the quadruple Oscar-winning director and would LOVE to work with him.

OK, somebody just kill me now. Woody Allen, coming out in “support” of Lindsay Lohan and her Lifetime-move-role-winning ways? I can’t even stand it. If this nutty little crackhead worms her way into one of Woody Allen‘s up-and-coming films, I just don’t know what I’m going to do with myself.

I mean, honestly, what would he even call it? ‘Midnight Bar Brawls in Paris’? ‘Annie Eightball’? ‘To Rome With Love (and Drugs)’? ‘Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Cocaine But Were Afraid to Ask’? Or hey, maybe she could re-do the old classic, ‘Play It Again, Sam‘. I think I like that last one the best, probably.

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  • Man, he’ll regret this idea. Hopefully early enough to change tack and hire someone else without first going broke.

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