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This Is A Lohan Post: Ronson’s Mom Calls Lindsay Psychotic

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If you’re sick of Lindsay Lohan posts, scroll on by. If you’re sick of Lindsay Lohan posts but can’t help yourself, read on.

Ann Dexter-Jones, jewelry designer, former wife of Foreigner’s Mick Jones, and mom of Samantha Ronson, is speaking out publicly about her daughter’s relationship with Lohan. Spoiler alert: she’s pissed.

At a party Ms. Ronson DJ’d for, Dexter-Jones describes Lohan’s appalling behavior. From Radar Online:

Suddenly, without any warning, Lindsay flung herself on to the thick carpet and started to roll around screaming like a child…It seemed she was upset that people, including Samantha, were not paying her enough attention…To my mind, it was classic psychotic behaviour. I took Lindsay aside and told her not to make a spectacle of herself. She was clearly out of control and spoiling for a fight.

It was this incident in particular that made up her mind about Lohan.

I told them I could no longer support them as a couple. I no longer approved of them being together and that Lindsay was no longer welcome in my home.

Dexter-Jones even goes so far as to say that, “I was seriously anxious about Samantha’s safety and wellbeing. I feared tragedy.”

Whoa! Hate to say it, but this video in 2009, of Lohan showing up at 5 AM outside of Ronson’s house, crying and shouting, “Where were you???” adds some believability to Dexter-Jones’ concerns. Here’s the video. Got to say, I feel bad for Lohan here, in that it sucks to have this kind of stuff followed by cameras.

 

 

Quotables: Samantha Ronson Thinks Paris Hilton’s a Crap DJ

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“That sh*t with [Paris]. It’s like, c’mon man. She’s tried everything now. Just put some quality behind the sh*t that you do. Put some effort into it. [She should try to] be an actual DJ. If you’re just like, oh I want to figure out how I can make more money this week, it insults the people that work really hard at it. … It’s like me calling myself a doctor from reading WebMD twice.”

Samantha Ronson on the musical abomination known as Paris Hilton DJ-ing.

For once, did you ever think that you’d be in agreement with anything that came out of Samantha Ronson’s mouth? She did, after all, hang out with Lindsay Lohan for the longest time and God only knows what went *into* her mouth during that time. I shudder to think.

But the bottom line is that Samantha Ronson is a thousand percent correct. Paris Hilton is a crap DJ. But if you needed Samantha Ronson to tell you that, then you were in a much worse way than I thought, guys.

Did Samantha Ronson Take Ol’ Flop Lip Back?

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Because remember the video I posted yesterday with Samantha Ronson doing all of that singing business? Well apparently, her trip to NYC wasn’t just to appear on the Live! With Kelly show, it was to get away (?) with ex-lady lover, Lindsay. From X17:

After spending Tuesday night cozying up to former flame Samantha Ronson at Le Baron in New York City, Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving her hotel on Wednesday afternoon in a sexy black ensemble. Someone’s awfully dressed up for a casual day on the town! Think the ladies will reunite again tonight? Given how well things went yesterday, we’re thinking yes!

“Lindsay and Sam were whispering and laughing and they left the club holding hands,” an eyewitness at Le Baron tells X17online exclusively. “They didn’t care who saw them, and they definitely seem to be back on. It was just like the old days — they couldn’t get enough of each other!”

But damn. Is this such a good idea? Because some of the lyrics to Sam’s new song, ‘Summer of Sam’, are … well, this:

I won’t remember/Remember you
June in the city/A night you can’t ruin
I looked down and the glass was empty
One shot left after nine too many
If I’m still standing, I’m still drinking
I steal the bottle, baby, baby

Singing pop songs in the taxi
(Getting f-cked up in the backseat)

Midnight and I’m so tired but/I won’t stay home
Beat down and bruised by your words/but I won’t stay low

Like the moon she pulls the tide, the hour pulls me outside
A friend to hold my hand at night
She masks the past and I’m a child again

St. Mark’s Jack and Karaoke
Sweet Caroline
Drink myself into Double Vision
A Sign of the Times

… Throwin’ up on 26th Street

I mean, Lindsay’s sober now! She’s a recovering alcoholic! That’s just bad news right there! And Sam’s, what, romanticizing their some of their more lurid evenings together? Boy, I sure hope not.

Or, wait, is the song maybe more about Lindsay Lohan as the chick who won’t be remembered? Gosh, I don’t know, guys. There’s definitely something brewing there, and I’m so, so curious to know what. Like, are we going to be seeing some more epic fights in alleys featuring full-blown Lindsay meltdowns and hair-pulling and stress-induced chain smoking?

Samantha Ronson is Singing Now

… And it sounds like she took lessons from a drunk Lindsay Lohan.

No, but really, as much as you guys think I’d rip this business all apart, I’m not going to. Nope. And you wanna know why? It’s because Samantha Ronson is singing. She’s singing in her own voice. With no lip track or auto-tune. And that’s way, way better than I can say for a lot of the artists out there like Katy Perry and Lana Del Rey and Ashlee Simpson. Because they cannot sing, despite the fact that they pretend so vehemently.

Yeah. Samantha Ronson’s no Adele, but you know what? I respect and admire her for what she’s doing here, even if it’s not my cup of tea.

Samantha Ronson Update: Hey! Whose Baby Is That?

Photo: Samantha Ronson and New Girlfriend Erin Foster Picnic at Coldwater Park

It looks like Lindsay Lohan’s ex, Samantha Ronson, is back in the swing of dating. So who’s the lucky lady? And more importantly, who does that baby belong to?

The Daily Mail and the ol’ photo wire both identify Sam’s trim blonde friend (they can share skinny-legged jeans!) as 29-year-old Erin Foster. Yeah, me neither. But after some digging, I see that she is the ex-stepsister of Brody Jenner. And she was on The O.C., too! So those are some things!

Anyway, the baby is apparently Foster’s niece. The couple took the kid to a park in Beverly Hills yesterday, and Ronson was always right there at the bottom of the slide, waiting to catch the kid. (D’aaawww.) In other photos, they’ve spread a towel or blanket on the grass, probably to have a picnic. And Ronson looks so happy in these photos! Hell, so does the baby.

In still other photos, Erin Foster and Samantha Ronson are both using the park’s wastebasket. I threw out those photos—it’s like, why?—but I thought you might want to know. Samantha Ronson never litters.

Sam Ronson Has A Sassy Mug Shot

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Just look at all that sass! Do you think that Sam has been taking a few pointers from her girl, Lindsay? Because damn, she’s got that “I know I just got a DUI, suck it, bitches!” look down.

Oh, and as if this mug shot wasn’t enough, we also have some news that Sam’s friends aren’t even a little shocked by her arrest:

Sam Ronson’s DUI comes as no surprise to her friends … who have been worried that Sam has “not been acting like herself” lately … sources extremely close to the DJ tell TMZ.

We’re told … in the past couple of months, Ronson has been hitting the nightclubs A LOT harder than she used to — and for more than just work — staying out longer hours … and boozing more than ever.

Sources connected to Sam tell us … even her ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan felt things were getting bad with Sam … and she decided to minimize her contact with the DJ because she felt Sam wouldn’t be a positive influence.

TMZ broke the story … Ronson was arrested for DUI on her drive from Vegas to L.A. yesterday … and law enforcement sources tell us her blood alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit.

So now it turns out that her BAC was more than twice the legal limit? Well, that changes things a little bit, doesn’t it, friends?

Image courtesy of TMZ

Sam Ronson Gets a DUI, is Officially Just as Big a Loser as Lindsay Lohan

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I know there’s, like, different degrees of loserness, and Sam‘s got a lot of friggery to get ahead of Lindsay in this category, but she eeks a little bit closer and closer every day!

I’m not one to celebrate another’s misfortune (not that, you know, DUIs are a mere “misfortune”; it’s not as if she woke from a sleepless dream to say “Oops! OMG! I’m drunk and I’m driving! My bad!”) but being that I like(d) Lindsay a whole lot more than I like(d) Sam during their relationship, I am positively reveling in this news. Sam, though she seemed to try to help Lindsay on the path to sobriety during points in their relationship, always appeared very judgmental and holier-than-thou. “I’m Sam Ronson – look at my heroin arms and cancer patient haircut. I am one painfully sober bitch and I’m letting you know that I just barely tolerate you.” You know?

Also, Sam didn’t just get a DUI – she got a RECKLESS DUI. The reason she was pulled over to begin with was because she was speeding. It all went down somewhere outside of Las Vegas, where she’d been playing a show the previous night. She was pulled over at 10:30 the following morning with a BAC of .08.

Way to go, Sam. Hypocriticism looks super on you, girl.