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This Is A Lohan Post: Ronson’s Mom Calls Lindsay Psychotic

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If you’re sick of Lindsay Lohan posts, scroll on by. If you’re sick of Lindsay Lohan posts but can’t help yourself, read on.

Ann Dexter-Jones, jewelry designer, former wife of Foreigner’s Mick Jones, and mom of Samantha Ronson, is speaking out publicly about her daughter’s relationship with Lohan. Spoiler alert: she’s pissed.

At a party Ms. Ronson DJ’d for, Dexter-Jones describes Lohan’s appalling behavior. From Radar Online:

Suddenly, without any warning, Lindsay flung herself on to the thick carpet and started to roll around screaming like a child…It seemed she was upset that people, including Samantha, were not paying her enough attention…To my mind, it was classic psychotic behaviour. I took Lindsay aside and told her not to make a spectacle of herself. She was clearly out of control and spoiling for a fight.

It was this incident in particular that made up her mind about Lohan.

I told them I could no longer support them as a couple. I no longer approved of them being together and that Lindsay was no longer welcome in my home.

Dexter-Jones even goes so far as to say that, “I was seriously anxious about Samantha’s safety and wellbeing. I feared tragedy.”

Whoa! Hate to say it, but this video in 2009, of Lohan showing up at 5 AM outside of Ronson’s house, crying and shouting, “Where were you???” adds some believability to Dexter-Jones’ concerns. Here’s the video. Got to say, I feel bad for Lohan here, in that it sucks to have this kind of stuff followed by cameras.



Quotables: Samantha Ronson Thinks Paris Hilton’s a Crap DJ

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“That sh*t with [Paris]. It’s like, c’mon man. She’s tried everything now. Just put some quality behind the sh*t that you do. Put some effort into it. [She should try to] be an actual DJ. If you’re just like, oh I want to figure out how I can make more money this week, it insults the people that work really hard at it. … It’s like me calling myself a doctor from reading WebMD twice.”

Samantha Ronson on the musical abomination known as Paris Hilton DJ-ing.

For once, did you ever think that you’d be in agreement with anything that came out of Samantha Ronson’s mouth? She did, after all, hang out with Lindsay Lohan for the longest time and God only knows what went *into* her mouth during that time. I shudder to think.

But the bottom line is that Samantha Ronson is a thousand percent correct. Paris Hilton is a crap DJ. But if you needed Samantha Ronson to tell you that, then you were in a much worse way than I thought, guys.

Did Samantha Ronson Take Ol’ Flop Lip Back?

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Because remember the video I posted yesterday with Samantha Ronson doing all of that singing business? Well apparently, her trip to NYC wasn’t just to appear on the Live! With Kelly show, it was to get away (?) with ex-lady lover, Lindsay. From X17:

After spending Tuesday night cozying up to former flame Samantha Ronson at Le Baron in New York City, Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving her hotel on Wednesday afternoon in a sexy black ensemble. Someone’s awfully dressed up for a casual day on the town! Think the ladies will reunite again tonight? Given how well things went yesterday, we’re thinking yes!

“Lindsay and Sam were whispering and laughing and they left the club holding hands,” an eyewitness at Le Baron tells X17online exclusively. “They didn’t care who saw them, and they definitely seem to be back on. It was just like the old days — they couldn’t get enough of each other!”

But damn. Is this such a good idea? Because some of the lyrics to Sam’s new song, ‘Summer of Sam’, are … well, this:

I won’t remember/Remember you
June in the city/A night you can’t ruin
I looked down and the glass was empty
One shot left after nine too many
If I’m still standing, I’m still drinking
I steal the bottle, baby, baby

Singing pop songs in the taxi
(Getting f-cked up in the backseat)

Midnight and I’m so tired but/I won’t stay home
Beat down and bruised by your words/but I won’t stay low

Like the moon she pulls the tide, the hour pulls me outside
A friend to hold my hand at night
She masks the past and I’m a child again

St. Mark’s Jack and Karaoke
Sweet Caroline
Drink myself into Double Vision
A Sign of the Times

… Throwin’ up on 26th Street

I mean, Lindsay’s sober now! She’s a recovering alcoholic! That’s just bad news right there! And Sam’s, what, romanticizing their some of their more lurid evenings together? Boy, I sure hope not.

Or, wait, is the song maybe more about Lindsay Lohan as the chick who won’t be remembered? Gosh, I don’t know, guys. There’s definitely something brewing there, and I’m so, so curious to know what. Like, are we going to be seeing some more epic fights in alleys featuring full-blown Lindsay meltdowns and hair-pulling and stress-induced chain smoking?