Because remember the video I posted yesterday with Samantha Ronson doing all of that singing business? Well apparently, her trip to NYC wasn’t just to appear on the Live! With Kelly show, it was to get away (?) with ex-lady lover, Lindsay. From X17:

After spending Tuesday night cozying up to former flame Samantha Ronson at Le Baron in New York City, Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving her hotel on Wednesday afternoon in a sexy black ensemble. Someone’s awfully dressed up for a casual day on the town! Think the ladies will reunite again tonight? Given how well things went yesterday, we’re thinking yes!

“Lindsay and Sam were whispering and laughing and they left the club holding hands,” an eyewitness at Le Baron tells X17online exclusively. “They didn’t care who saw them, and they definitely seem to be back on. It was just like the old days — they couldn’t get enough of each other!”

But damn. Is this such a good idea? Because some of the lyrics to Sam’s new song, ‘Summer of Sam’, are … well, this:

I won’t remember/Remember you
June in the city/A night you can’t ruin
I looked down and the glass was empty
One shot left after nine too many
If I’m still standing, I’m still drinking
I steal the bottle, baby, baby

Singing pop songs in the taxi
(Getting f-cked up in the backseat)

Midnight and I’m so tired but/I won’t stay home
Beat down and bruised by your words/but I won’t stay low

Like the moon she pulls the tide, the hour pulls me outside
A friend to hold my hand at night
She masks the past and I’m a child again

St. Mark’s Jack and Karaoke
Sweet Caroline
Drink myself into Double Vision
A Sign of the Times

… Throwin’ up on 26th Street

I mean, Lindsay’s sober now! She’s a recovering alcoholic! That’s just bad news right there! And Sam’s, what, romanticizing their some of their more lurid evenings together? Boy, I sure hope not.

Or, wait, is the song maybe more about Lindsay Lohan as the chick who won’t be remembered? Gosh, I don’t know, guys. There’s definitely something brewing there, and I’m so, so curious to know what. Like, are we going to be seeing some more epic fights in alleys featuring full-blown Lindsay meltdowns and hair-pulling and stress-induced chain smoking?

… And it sounds like she took lessons from a drunk Lindsay Lohan.

No, but really, as much as you guys think I’d rip this business all apart, I’m not going to. Nope. And you wanna know why? It’s because Samantha Ronson is singing. She’s singing in her own voice. With no lip track or auto-tune. And that’s way, way better than I can say for a lot of the artists out there like Katy Perry and Lana Del Rey and Ashlee Simpson. Because they cannot sing, despite the fact that they pretend so vehemently.

Yeah. Samantha Ronson’s no Adele, but you know what? I respect and admire her for what she’s doing here, even if it’s not my cup of tea.

It looks like Lindsay Lohan’s ex, Samantha Ronson, is back in the swing of dating. So who’s the lucky lady? And more importantly, who does that baby belong to?

The Daily Mail and the ol’ photo wire both identify Sam’s trim blonde friend (they can share skinny-legged jeans!) as 29-year-old Erin Foster. Yeah, me neither. But after some digging, I see that she is the ex-stepsister of Brody Jenner. And she was on The O.C., too! So those are some things!

Anyway, the baby is apparently Foster’s niece. The couple took the kid to a park in Beverly Hills yesterday, and Ronson was always right there at the bottom of the slide, waiting to catch the kid. (D’aaawww.) In other photos, they’ve spread a towel or blanket on the grass, probably to have a picnic. And Ronson looks so happy in these photos! Hell, so does the baby.

In still other photos, Erin Foster and Samantha Ronson are both using the park’s wastebasket. I threw out those photos—it’s like, why?—but I thought you might want to know. Samantha Ronson never litters.

Just look at all that sass! Do you think that Sam has been taking a few pointers from her girl, Lindsay? Because damn, she’s got that “I know I just got a DUI, suck it, bitches!” look down.

Oh, and as if this mug shot wasn’t enough, we also have some news that Sam’s friends aren’t even a little shocked by her arrest:

Sam Ronson’s DUI comes as no surprise to her friends … who have been worried that Sam has “not been acting like herself” lately … sources extremely close to the DJ tell TMZ.

We’re told … in the past couple of months, Ronson has been hitting the nightclubs A LOT harder than she used to — and for more than just work — staying out longer hours … and boozing more than ever.

Sources connected to Sam tell us … even her ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan felt things were getting bad with Sam … and she decided to minimize her contact with the DJ because she felt Sam wouldn’t be a positive influence.

TMZ broke the story … Ronson was arrested for DUI on her drive from Vegas to L.A. yesterday … and law enforcement sources tell us her blood alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit.

So now it turns out that her BAC was more than twice the legal limit? Well, that changes things a little bit, doesn’t it, friends?

Image courtesy of TMZ

I know there’s, like, different degrees of loserness, and Sam‘s got a lot of friggery to get ahead of Lindsay in this category, but she eeks a little bit closer and closer every day!

I’m not one to celebrate another’s misfortune (not that, you know, DUIs are a mere “misfortune”; it’s not as if she woke from a sleepless dream to say “Oops! OMG! I’m drunk and I’m driving! My bad!”) but being that I like(d) Lindsay a whole lot more than I like(d) Sam during their relationship, I am positively reveling in this news. Sam, though she seemed to try to help Lindsay on the path to sobriety during points in their relationship, always appeared very judgmental and holier-than-thou. “I’m Sam Ronson – look at my heroin arms and cancer patient haircut. I am one painfully sober bitch and I’m letting you know that I just barely tolerate you.” You know?

Also, Sam didn’t just get a DUI – she got a RECKLESS DUI. The reason she was pulled over to begin with was because she was speeding. It all went down somewhere outside of Las Vegas, where she’d been playing a show the previous night. She was pulled over at 10:30 the following morning with a BAC of .08.

Way to go, Sam. Hypocriticism looks super on you, girl.

I know a lot of you probably thought, ‘Damn, if this is what happens when you set up camp on the sidewalk of a busy metropolitan area, I’m going to do my hipster brooding elsewhere,’ you’re wrong – Samantha Ronson was not hit BY a bicycle, she was ON a bicycle that biffed.

Sam claims that while riding her BMX, she swerved to avoid an oncoming car and took her face out instead. She posted this photo on her Twitter along with the caption “Wear a helmet kids!!! Let this be a lesson… if you have a driver’s license you probably don’t need to be on a bmx bike.”

Speedy recoveries to Ronson, who ended up with something like nine stitches in her grill. … Damn, baby.