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Samantha Ronson Shows Chivalry Via Twitter

So on Friday, Joan Rivers took to her Twitter account to let people know her feelings on Lindsay Lohan’s current situation:

Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn’t mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.

Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.

Lindsay Lohan had “Fuck You” painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had “Eat me you party skank,” painted on hers.

Well, Lindsay’s awesome former girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, did not take too kindly to those words, so she told Joan about it:

Hey Joan Rivers- you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can’t hear. #bully

It looks to me like Samantha totally won that little Twitter battle, because Joan didn’t respond to that.  Lindsay did though – with a retweet, a “thank you,” and a winky face.  A beautiful ending to such a remarkable tale of courage.

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  • Oh yes Samantha Ronson’s middle finger. Try to imagine what you could scrape from under that fingernail.

    A Lindsay cunt hair. A Lindsay anus hair. Various secretions from Lindsay’s orifices and weeping pustules from her various STD’s.
    Perhaps a bit of a label from one of Lindsay’s prescription bottles. Perhaps some of Sam’s own shit from wiping her ass with cheap nightclub toilet paper. Oh……and some coke residue.

    Mmmmm…….the yummy life of a skank.

  • Ha! Nice one on Samantha’s part. Joan Rivers was being a totally jerk. It was totally unnecessary for her to say any of that. Bitch.

  • Uh, isn’t Joan Rivers an entertainer and a comedian who’s been making jokes about celebrities like this for about the last 30 some years? Do you really think at this point in her life she gives a shit about winning or losing a Twitter bashing with some fugly lezbo nobody?

  • Joan Rivers has been insulting people for longer than most of us have been alive. It’s not news. Ronson gave it cred when she responded….in a totally lame fashion. I guess the point was for the world to see her Twitter and she would get her ugly mug on websites like this one. It’s all about publicity.

  • Now lindsey will be all over, in, around and fixated on your life stalking ya, dumb-ro. Joan has a new punching bag, that’s not incarcerated to toy with.. but I think she has more class and will wittily sic O’Donnell on ya first ..eek.

  • I like Good Lord’s comment. But, I liked Joan Rivers’ comments. They were cute. And I agree with Anonymous.

    I’d duke it out with SamRo. Great. You’re a DJ. What a skill. She’d look pretty with a bloody eyeball and black eyes. Someone would think she just finished mating with Lindsay. Bwaaaah haaaah haaaah!

  • I took one look at this picture and thought

    “Oh, goodness. What happened to Tina Fey?!”