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Snooki Said That She Would Die If She Was Jessica Simpson’s Size

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Ok, ok, Snooki did say that thing about Jessica Simpson, but I don’t think she was trying to be catty. It’s just that sometimes Snooki tries to say things and, well, she just has a hard time, bless her heart.

Here’s the full interview, so you can judge for yourself Snooki’s level of cattiness:

As expected, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s first child will be the hottest Guido or Guidette in town.

“My baby’s gonna be naturally tan,” the 24-year-old reality star told Us Weekly at the MTV Upfronts in NYC Thursday. “If you look at me and Jionni [LaValle], we’re very dark, so luckily the baby will be very dark.”

Polizzi’s Jersey Shore costar Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio joked that “she’ll have to wait until her baby is 2 or 3” before she introduces her child to the second phase of GTL.

“Just like Toddlers & Tiaras! They spray tan those babies,” Jenni “JWoww” Farley, 25, added. “I saw them do that!”

Polizzi then assured Us, “I won’t be spray tanning my baby.”

She will, however, be dressing her baby in typical Jersey fashions. “If it’s a girl, animal print everywhere and blinged out everything,” Polizzi said. “If it’s a boy, I would dress him like Pauly.”

Polizzi added that she hasn’t been wearing maternity clothes yet. “I’m so skinny that I can wear larges or extra larges. I only just bumped up to a medium,” she revealed. “I’m five months and you can’t really see anything. It’s gonna pop up in like a week.”

The pregnant star told Us that she’s afraid her baby bump will become as large as Jessica Simpson, who is due any day. “I would die if I were her size,” Polizzi laughed.

Joked DelVecchio, 31: “She’s like 45 months pregnant right now!”

Unlike Simpson, 31, Polizzi won’t be pigging out on buttered Pop Tarts. “She said she indulged in everything that she wanted,” the MTV star said. “I’m trying to each healthy — fruits, lots of jelly and Italian ices. Nothing fattening at all.”

I feel like a lot of ladies, especially ladies who have never been pregnant before, would think that they would die if they were Jessica Simpson’s size (BEFORE SHE HAD HER BABY!!!). Not in a “OMG, I would just be so mortified to be such a cow” way, but in a “I think that I might literally die if I had whatever Jess had in her stomach in mine.” Because Jessica’s baby bump was insane. She’ll always be the most adorable pregnant lady, but I’m sure to many ladies who plan on getting pregnant or who are in earlier stages of pregnancy, that’s got to be a little intimidating.

And as further proof that Snooki didn’t mean anything by it, she tweeted this after the article came out:

There, see? Happy endings for us all!

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  • To be honest I understood what she meant from the start. They were talking about pregnancies and she said she’d die if she were Jessica Simpson’s size, because let’s face it, Simpson’s very big and it looks like it’s mad uncomfortable. I am sure she must be in a lot of pain, too. I never thought she meant it as in her size before being pregnant.

  • i don’t even know how people could be confused on what she meant. Everyone jokes about how Jessica looks like she has been ready to pop since month 6, when I get pregnant, as a short girl with Jess’s body type, I too hope my pregnancy isnt like hers. Mad uncomfortable.

  • “….I’m so skinny…” in what parallel universe was that “peruvian troll doll”(God bless you, Blu) EVER considered skinny?!?!? She’s been a chunka-lumpa since…well….forever. I can’t imagine what she’s going to look like in even so much as 2 weeks from now!!! And,Emily? I most certainly WOULD have been mortified to have been such a cow!!! We haven’t seen too many recent pictures of Jessica probably because she just can’t stand up anymore! And, my being a Simpson-hater from waaaay back probably colors my opinion.

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