Poor Frances Bean. It must be tough having the world’s most embarrassing mom, right? I mean, my mom can be sort of embarrassing at times (like the time she insisted on talking “like the cool kids” in front of all of my friends in high school, or the time that she showed up at my house at college wearing some of my old clothes from high school and shouting “look, girls, I’m stylin’!” to my housemates, bless her heart), but nothing on this level. Hundreds of people, possibly even thousands, have probably heard at least a story or two about how crazy Courtney Love can be, especially when it comes to little Frances.
Take the latest Courtney news for example: remember yesterday how Courtney Love was all over Twitter, talking about Dave Grohl creeping on Frances? Totally embarrassing. Luckily for Frances, she managed to remain calm enough to make a statement about the situation, and it didn’t even involve a “GOD, MOM!”
Courtney Love is a delusional LIAR who should be banned from Twitter forever … this according to her biological daughter Frances Bean Cobain.
Frances Bean has just issued a statement in response to Love’s allegations that former Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl hit on Frances during a recent encounter … and it’s clear, there’s still a rift in the family.
Frances Bean states, “While I’m generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way.”
She adds, “I’m in a monogamous relationship and very happy. Twitter should ban my mother.”
Grohl has also denied Love’s accusations — saying, “Unfortunately Courtney is on another hateful twitter rant. These new accusations are upsetting, offensive and absolutely untrue.”
Can Twitter actually ban users for just being psychotic? If so, why hasn’t Courtney been banned ages ago?