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Courtney Love Is Really, Really Sad

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Here’s the thing: Courtney Love is a train wreck. She just is. She’s a rowdy, crazy, outspoken hot mess of a lady. To be fair, she does have her moments, these little bits of time where she’s endearing or lovely or whatever, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s sort of a tragedy.

To prove my point, I offer you a few quotes from Courtney’s latest interview with Vogue:

On being angry with Kurt Cobain: “Mad? Ya think?! If he came back right now I’d have to kill him, for what he did to us. I’d f*cking kill him. I’d f*ck him, and then I’d kill him.”

More on Kurt: “He tried to kill himself three times!” And then there were the drugs. “He OD’d at least five times. I was the f*cking E.M.S. I was always sticking pins in his balls. I carried around Narcan!”—a drug used to jolt OD-ing heroin users back to life.

On her daughter, Frances Bean: “This is her diary,” Love explains. “I just want you to look at this one page,” which contains a list titled, “Things That Make Me Smile.” Love, distraught, asks Sales, “Why am I not on it? Why doesn’t she put ‘watching old movies with my mom’?” Frances Bean emancipated herself from her mother two years ago, a decision that is clearly still bewildering and hurtful to Love. “All I can feel is how much I love her,” Love tells Sales. “I’d give anything to hear the sound of her heels walking down the hall past my bedroom.”

More on Frances: “There were no drugs in my urine, no drugs in her urine when she was born,” Love says. She laments a number of her parenting failures, such as Frances’s inability to read until she was seven: “It was my fault! I never read to her! … Why didn’t I ever take her to a Broadway show? She f*cking loved those Broadway musicals!” There were times when, Love says, her daughter was teased by other children; “They called her ‘crack baby.’”

On money: “We could never find our money!” she says. “We had $135,000 in our bank account. They said that if he would go do Lollapalooza he would make $11 million… Do you think Kurt would have killed himself if he had known he had $54 million?” That figure is based on research done by Love’s Twitter Army, her online fans and believers who are determined to get to the bottom of “the fraud.”

On people: “They won’t be happy till I’m dead!” exclaims Love, of no one in particular.

Oh, Courtney, girl. Please, honey, just pull it together. This all sounds way too sad, sister.

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  • I dealt with her over the phone in a professional setting, and it really is sad. She’s a smart lady, but very, very disturbed emotionally. Too bad she can’t (or won’t) get the help she needs.

  • Kurt wouldn’t have killed himself if he knew they actually had 54 million instead of 135,000????????????

    Should I off myself because I haven’t had work in a month and am broke???? Her logic would say so…

    I don’t think money makes a difference when a soul is that wrecked… I hate to spring platitudes, but some people with no cash manage to be happy, or at least optimistic…

    Shit… Talk about a different reality… Sometimes I know what the French peasants must have felt like watching the total excess of Louis XIV and Marie-Antoinette before the French revolution…

    I am constantly flummoxed by reality TV stars who make more in an episode than I make in a year… or even two.

    Out of touch MUCH???!!!!???

    Still, because I spent much of my early life suffering from dire depression, I still feel for her. Her childhood sucked. She was a rejected child… And those wounds don’t heal just like that.