Caption This: Courtney Love Looks Too Good to Be Sad

So what’s happening in this picture is Courtney Love is galavanting around shows for the Paris Fashion Week, looking classy as fuck. She’s not making a scene, she’s not wearing extremely unflattering clothes.  I’ve been studying this picture for a while now, and I can’t find a single thing trashy about her here.  You guys, she’s even wearing pearls.   Pearls. Maybe this really is a brand new Courtney (for public, anyway).

But just look at how sad she looks.  The girl is in Paris, looking super cute, and there’s even a reasonably attractive young man nearby holding a bunch of heart-shaped balloons – there is absolutely no reason to be making that kind of frowny face.  Except I think that Courtney knows it isn’t right.  She knows that she’s flying too close to the sun with this one, and that it’s only a matter of time before her pearl-encrusted wings melt away and she falls back down to reality.