You guys remember the not-at-all annoying Antoine Dodson and his actually kind of hilarious “hide yo children, hide yo wife” fame? Well there’s another lady on the horizon who calls herself Sweet Brown, and instead of talking about raping everybody up in the block, she talks about a house fire that caused … well, caused a bout of bronchitis.
I don’t know if this Sweet Brown lady is up for the rigamarole of Hollywood, but if she’s anything like the autotune-the-news sensation who came before her, we’ll see her busted for pot, driving without insurance, showing us massive-assed nipples, and finally—joy of all joys!—cutting a real album. Amazing what you can do these days to get a bit of fame, huh?
I don’t really know what to say about this other than, “ain’t nobody got time for that ain’t nobody got time for that.”