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3Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Regret That Whole Marriage Thing

A photo of Kim Kardashian

But first, we need to talk about those pants. What person who calls herself a designer thinks it’s acceptable to go outside wearing ripped up white jeans? Because that person needs to reconsider every single choice she ever made. Seriously, take a moment to just study those pants. They’re appalling, right?

But yeah, Kim Kardashian is talking about her marriage to poor Kris Humphries again. It’s more of the hopeless romantic shtick, but she gives it an interesting little spin. Check it out:

We definitely know that some of Kim Kardashian’s closest loved ones had their reservations on her marriage with Kris Humphries (Hi, Khloé!).

So why didn’t Kim listen to them?

“I’m a person, when I’m in love, you can’t tell me anything,” she told Jay Leno on The Tonight Show. “And you gotta go through it yourself. So, I did what I believed in doing, and sometimes you don’t want to hear what your family has to say.

“You look back and you’re like, ‘OK, that was a sign,’ or, you know, ‘Maybe I should have listened to them.’ But, I wouldn’t have been who I am today had I not gone through that.”

And for all you skeptics who feel the cameras changed the outcome of how things went down, K.K. explains that wasn’t the case at all.

“I truly, honestly believe it would have been the same thing [had the cameras not been around]. We are exactly who we are, whether the cameras are on or off, and that’s why I love my family so much. What you see is what you get. I showed my life and the reality of my life and it might not be pretty all the time, but it’s who I am and I learned so much from it.”

See, Kim is doing the whole “I don’t regret what happened because it made me who I am today” routine, which is admittedly a good one. I think that’s usually a really healthy approach to things that happened in your past, but here’s the thing: Kim Kardashian is too ridiculous to have a really healthy approach to anything. I’m not sure if “I wouldn’t have been who I am today had I not gone through that” applies when what you went through happened about six months ago, was obviously very well planned out, and you’re still being a dumbass about it.

But hey, look at those jeans, you guys. I guess we can’t really hold Kim up to normal standards when she’s walking around in that catastrophe, can we?

March 22, 2012 at 7:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Kim Kardashian

3 Responses to “Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Regret That Whole Marriage Thing”

  1. dee cee says:

    And since when.. does a dump site have standards..?

  2. puddin says:

    Why is she talking about me? Stick to first person, K. We’re not all like you.

    She looks like a mummy in those jeans.

  3. kbinaz says:

    Isn’t she one of those ones who says that what you see on the show is “just a persona” when everyone calls her a stupid, vapid whore? Or am I mixing up my stupid, vapid whores? (To be fair, I might be, my flowchart is way out of date)

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