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Your Daily Lohan

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Ha! No, I’m totally kidding. I know we cover Lindsay a whole lot here on Evil Beet, but I’m not going to subject you to daily doses of her massively-overblown redheaded f-ckery just for the sake of something to talk about.

No, I’m ragging on you (and her), and it’s because I’m feeling awfully punchy this evening. I woke up at 1 AM in excruciating pain and after three hours of suffering, I decided to go to the hospital. Long story short, I have kidney stones! Isn’t that awesome? Really, I don’t know what ranked higher on the awesome-meter for events in the past three weeks: the unplanned, emergency c-section or the stones! Things are just super-fun here, guys, and when I saw these photos of Lindsay and her pinhole pupils, I totally had to share, because after all of the pain meds I was given today at the hospital and from the pharmacy, I could completely relate. For once. To Lindsay, of all people. DRUGS MY FRIENDS DRUGS.

These photos are of Lindsay and her sister, Ali, who looks increasingly like Winona Ryder circa Beetlejuice, emerging from a Japanese barbecue restaurant last night in LA.

What was on the menu last night, Linds, hickory-smoked barbiturates?

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  • “…her sister, Ali, who looks increasingly like Winona Ryder circa Beetlejuice…”

    hahaha! That is so hilarious and also completely true. Oh, slow clap for that observation!

  • I got kidney stones when I was in my 20’s and I was in the ER for HOURS dying because they couldn’t reach my doctor. The pain was beyond all endurance — as I’m sure you know. I ended up in emergency surgery. Turns out my kidneys can’t handle the Atkins high protein diet….the uric acid it produces creates stones in some people. Thank God the drugs help you. Better living thru chemicals! Good luck and maybe changes in diet and lots of water will ensure you don’t get them again. (I didn’t listen and got them several more times until I wised up. Stubborn.)

    • Thanks! Yeah, it was one of those things where I felt like I wanted to jump out of my skin. It was like, “Why am I in such pain and why can I not get comfortable no matter what I do?” I’m glad you haven’t had an issue with them since your surgery. I couldn’t imagine!

  • I kind of remember wayyyyy back you guys used to have a Daily Lohan… Not sure if I imagined it…