Ha! No, I’m totally kidding. I know we cover Lindsay a whole lot here on Evil Beet, but I’m not going to subject you to daily doses of her massively-overblown redheaded f-ckery just for the sake of something to talk about.
No, I’m ragging on you (and her), and it’s because I’m feeling awfully punchy this evening. I woke up at 1 AM in excruciating pain and after three hours of suffering, I decided to go to the hospital. Long story short, I have kidney stones! Isn’t that awesome? Really, I don’t know what ranked higher on the awesome-meter for events in the past three weeks: the unplanned, emergency c-section or the stones! Things are just super-fun here, guys, and when I saw these photos of Lindsay and her pinhole pupils, I totally had to share, because after all of the pain meds I was given today at the hospital and from the pharmacy, I could completely relate. For once. To Lindsay, of all people. DRUGS MY FRIENDS DRUGS.
These photos are of Lindsay and her sister, Ali, who looks increasingly like Winona Ryder circa Beetlejuice, emerging from a Japanese barbecue restaurant last night in LA.
What was on the menu last night, Linds, hickory-smoked barbiturates?