Well, yeah, obviously those boobs belong to Christina Hendricks, those ones up there clearly attached to the rest of her body. That’s, like, a no-brainer. No, the boobs in question are located in a series of racy (NSFW) photos that somehow made their way from a cell phone to the internet. Yep, Christina Hendricks just pulled a Blake Lively.
I don’t know why this is happening today, but I feel like it means there are great things ahead. I’m going to go out and buy a few lottery tickets and finally check out that bingo game all my grandma’s friends have been raving about, because if I was lucky enough to find these beautiful treasures this morning, then who knows what else I’ll find today?
Ok, now it’s your turn. Set down your beverage, take a deep breath, and then completely relax your body so that you can feel the glorious feeling of all your dreams coming true.
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