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Quotables: Christina Hendricks Wants You to Consider Her Breasts

A photo of Christina Hendricks

“If there’s anything to be learned from me it’s that I’m learning to celebrate what I was born with, even though it’s sometimes been inconvenient. Having larger breasts has made it harder for me to shop throughout the years, but I’ve learnt to love it. It’s so bizarre that people are constantly asking if my breasts are real or fake … They’re so obviously real that anyone who’s ever seen or touched a breast would know.”

- The most beautiful lady, Christina Hendricks, wants you to learn from her amazing rack.

As someone who has seen and touched many a breast, I totally see where Christina’s coming from on this.  They are so obviously real, aren’t they?  But if she would like to provide some additional evidence, I would be creep enough to analyze that.  Do you get what I’m saying with this post?  I could talk about/look at/do scientific research on Christina Hendricks and the many facets of her beauty for the rest of my days.  She’s that phenomenal.

Can you guys appreciate this perfection, or do you have some other lady to represent your ideal of beauty?

5 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Really, pretty? She is goodlooking, but pretty common when you think away her fake haircolor. Actually: that would make her look more naturally pretty. I saw her upclose in real life and she has so much makeup on, its hard to tell what she looks like.

  • Has anyone seen her Playboy pics? Google them. She was a full B/small C cup it seemed. I understand that gaining weight can make your breast grow, but not THAT much. Also, why are they always SQUARE?

  • Claire, Christina was pretty hot in Firefly.

    As an experienced researcher into womens’ breasts, particularly those of extremely amply endowed redheads, I…

    … umm……..

    Where was I?

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