Look! Rihanna loves Tupac as much as I do! You can tell because of her classy new tattoo, which, in case you can’t read because of the light ink, says “Thug Life.” Rihanna got “Thug Life” tattooed across her knuckles. Can you imagine?
I don’t even know, you guys, this is just so crazy right now. That look on Rihanna’s face, her nails, her John Lennon t-shirt … is this real? Is this really happening? Did Rihanna really get a permanent tattoo that says Thug Life? Across her knuckles?
I guess she did, because she’s going on and on (and on) about it on Twitter:
All these bitches screaming that 2pac back #THUGLIFE
I #LOVE my new tattoo!!! Can’t wait for yall to see it!!! I got it in “Tibetan” this time!!! #approved
Err’body has an opinion, but yall know what yall can do with them!!! #THUGLIFE
I’m thinking I shoulda got a tear drop instead!!! #THUGLIFEmaybe next time
All eyes on Rih, betta picture me rollin’ #THUGLIFE
I can’t deny it, ima riot..u don’t wanna f*ck with me! #THUGLIFEhaaaaaaa
Also, when someone tweeted her with a very reasonable “lol you’re not a thug, stop it,” Rihanna replied with “shut up bitch, swallow!” Who talks like that? Do thugs talk like that? And is Rihanna being serious with this? I can never tell, because whenever Rihanna does anything, my response, without fail, is always “are you serious with this?”
Do you think Rihanna is truly a thug, or should I be mad at her for tastelessly ripping off the greatest rapper of all time?